Jake 's definitions

salvo

a simultaneous discharge of artillery or other guns in a battle.

salvo the men! we're ready for battle

by Jake January 1, 2004

green Trojan

a LARGE lubricated condom

(she) when he came at me wearing a green Trojan I knew he was gonna stretch me.
(he) since I started using green Trojans with a couple of drops of lube in the tip I hardly know I've got a condom on.

(these slip off lesser men; if you don't really NEED a LARGE, then don't rely on this for birthcontrol. She'll probably find it in her underwear the next day.)

by Jake February 20, 2004

mons

The haired pubic rise directly above the female genitals. An apparently pleasure-less pad of fat that protects the pubic bone over the bladder. Region of the human body which is imbued with an aura of mystery because it is constantly covered up. On some, a densely-thicketed plateau, on others an oddly barren "woodland", still on others, a shaved hump.

My hand slipped down the front of her pants, inside her underwear, until it rested on her mons. My middle finger then sought her vulva...

by Jake January 14, 2004

ref

A Cuban person, that most likely came swimmin to the stats.

Dude, that ref is really annoying.

by jake April 17, 2005

lugged

getting drunk; derived from the language Jag

"Let's get lugged and go drive around!"

by Jake January 6, 2005

sand reggin

a person of Middle eastern descent that is hostile; derived from the language Jag.

"Quick George, the sand reggin is getting away!"

by Jake January 10, 2005

frig

to masturbate

1) my head was so full of visions of her nakedness that I had to go frig in the bathroom. My mom thought I was sick I was in there so often, so quiet, and so long.

2) my clit was just aching; finally he frigged it, none too soon !

3) I hadn't been with a man in weeks, fortunately he frigged me in the steam room

by Jake February 22, 2004