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ducker

someone that is antisocial or otherwise a pussy.
"Jim is a fuckin' ducker. He's always suckin' himself off with his gleivinfriends
by Jake January 6, 2005
mugGet the duckermug.

Jookoo

ejaculating while leaving a shit on a womans Chest
Get down on your knees and I'll Jookoo on you
by Jake March 31, 2005
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furrow

pussy lips, cunt, pussy, snatch, slash, etc
I'd like to plow her furrow with my dick.
by Jake March 1, 2004
mugGet the furrowmug.

chooch

We had fun playing baseball until Mary caught one in the chooch.
by Jake January 18, 2004
mugGet the choochmug.

sboog

A crappy idea or plan that would never work.
"That's the stupidest sboog i have ever heard!
by jAkE February 9, 2005
mugGet the sboogmug.
The humorous conversations you have (usually while drunk or high) that go on about abstract, "what if" scenarios for very long lengths of time, usually until someone says something stupid and you all quit so they won't talk again.
We had a flying horseshit conversation about maxi pads, and decided that they would be better off called "blood sponges," prompting the new cartoon character "Blood Sponge Square Pants."
by Jake December 9, 2003
mugGet the Flying Horseshit Conversationmug.

PMS

innate bitchiness of a woman between age 9 and age 56 just before her period
they call it PMS because the expression Mad Cow was already taken
by Jake March 4, 2004
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