Jake 's definitions

ducker

someone that is antisocial or otherwise a pussy.

"Jim is a fuckin' ducker. He's always suckin' himself off with his gleivinfriends

by Jake January 6, 2005

Jookoo

ejaculating while leaving a shit on a womans Chest

Get down on your knees and I'll Jookoo on you

by Jake March 31, 2005

furrow

pussy lips, cunt, pussy, snatch, slash, etc

I'd like to plow her furrow with my dick.

by Jake March 1, 2004

chooch

(noun) see cunt,pussy

We had fun playing baseball until Mary caught one in the chooch.

by Jake January 18, 2004

sboog

A crappy idea or plan that would never work.

"That's the stupidest sboog i have ever heard!

by jAkE February 9, 2005

Flying Horseshit Conversation

The humorous conversations you have (usually while drunk or high) that go on about abstract, "what if" scenarios for very long lengths of time, usually until someone says something stupid and you all quit so they won't talk again.

We had a flying horseshit conversation about maxi pads, and decided that they would be better off called "blood sponges," prompting the new cartoon character "Blood Sponge Square Pants."

by Jake December 9, 2003

PMS

innate bitchiness of a woman between age 9 and age 56 just before her period

they call it PMS because the expression Mad Cow was already taken

by Jake March 4, 2004