Jake 's definitions

cabin boy

the cabin boy, the cabin boy, the nasty little nipper; he filled his ass with broken glass and circumsized the skipper.

Seriously, its a boyish looking deck bunny or rudder slut that you take sailing with you, too unattractive to allow naked on the foredeck but useful for cabin duties (cooking,washing up etc) and once she has her clothes off when the sun's almost down you feel you can pity fuck her somehow, some way.Usually has excess snatch hair and a shock of black arse hair out the back. May have hair round her nipples, maybe a slight moustache, but sucks cock very well and is always eager to fuck

Denise is my favourite cabin boy on long cruises

by Jake February 3, 2004

flat as a board

adjective describing a woman with no breasts, that is, flat-chested

"She was a carpenter's dream; flat as a board, and easy to nail."

by Jake March 6, 2004

breast buds

the pre-puberty bumps behind the nipples of girlz. Good moneymaker for the bra industry.

she couldn't be 14, she's only got her breast buds so far

by Jake January 30, 2004

bloody

something that makes you shake you head in disgust; derived from the language Jag.

"That fuckin dude is bloody over there."

by Jake January 10, 2005

heeg

A word coined by the question database ChaCha, possessing no specific meaning, but is instead used to quickly change the subject when they do not have an answer to your question.

Me: "How many mountains exist throughout the world?"

ChaCha: "There is no such thing as a heeg."

Me: Time to switch to KGB...

by JakE May 2, 2010

blop

Recieving a blow job while taking a dump.

Honey, I have to take a dump. Time to give me a blop.

When Cindy was giving me a blop, she passed out from the fumes.

by Jake September 28, 2003

5.3

average length (inches) of a mid-European penis (eg. German)

The Irishman's average 6.5" penis outstretched the German's 5.3" weapon

by Jake January 10, 2004