Definitions by Jake

nervous 

A women one is trying to hook up with but is unaware of her feelings towards him. So called because the women in question makes the wooer nervous.

Friend 1: How's nervous doing?
Friend 2: She's killing me man, I have no idea what she wants.

nervous by Jake September 28, 2006

troll

A person who is more or less 'fail' most or all of the time. This level of failness can likely be attributed to lack of social skills. Lesser qualities include the occasional consumption of billy goat gruffs, as well as consuming large amounts of alchohol which only increases the amount of failness which the troll distributes. One can only be as much of a troll that is warranted by the amount of failness.

Justin, you can't just ask that female if you may "grab her boobs". And quit drinking all of my beer you fucking troll.

troll by Jake September 22, 2006

Khon 

Asshole that likes to shoot stuff.

Kevin went khon on your ass yesterday.

Khon by Jake August 8, 2006

Dirty Bonher 

Popular act in which a sexually aroused male ' accidentally ' bumps into the backside of a female.

Man dude,look at that ASS! Im so gonna Bonher.

Dirty Bonher by Jake July 1, 2006

baylaze 

to smoke herb, or dank or what ever u call it

u tryin to baylaze tonight B

baylaze by Jake June 20, 2006

glunkin 

a blow job while takin a dump

haha my friend aaron jus got a glunkin last night

glunkin by Jake June 20, 2006

blacktops 

Sparks plus. 7.0% ALC/VOL instead of 6.0% or 6.6%. Obvious because of their black tops instead of the normal orange.

The greatest drink ever, crack in can.

Damn they only have that nasty Tilt crap here, let's drive down the road to 7-11 and see if they have any blacktops.

blacktops by Jake June 18, 2006