Jake 's definitions

imelda marcos

(proper noun) disparaging name you call someone obsessed with their shoes. Wife of Phillipine dictator living in disgusting opulence off the back of her people in a very poor region.

OK, 'Imelda Marcos', I don't think you need those $800 sandals when you're borrowing to pay your rent.

by Jake March 26, 2004

Bofadoze

noun: indicating the presence of 2 objects

What colors does this sweater come in?
Blue and green. OK, give me bofadoze in a large

by Jake December 24, 2004

frugly

A devastating combination of fatness and uglyness

damn! u frugly DAMN shes ugly and fat !

by jake November 20, 2004

gnar

A term skiers often us to describe the snow type.

WOW that powder was gnar.

by jake February 8, 2003

carrot

a vegetable, one of several that make for an excellent "penis". Available in various lengths and circumferences. Some have enticing "bumpies" on them for extra stimulation. Best washed and dried before use (who knows where they've been !) Similar to zuchini, cucumbers,leeks.

When she has to come home alone on Saturday night, she cozies up to her vegetable bin and chooses her mate from among the cucumbers, zuchini, carrots and leeks.

by Jake February 25, 2004

religion

religion is the opium of the masses

-Karl Marx

I'm not a communist but religion is stupid . It is there to explain what cannot be explained, (until now), science trumps religion in every count. How can your faith be any more correct that one of any of the other hundreds of
religions in the world?

religion is stupid because it is based on faith

by Jake March 31, 2004

Trunks

50s bathingsuit expression (male).....sure beats a Speedo

We grabbed our trunks and headed off to the beach.

by Jake March 7, 2004