Kick the Gong

A 1930s slang term, meaning to smoke opium.
"He took her down to Chinatown/ And he showed her how to kick the gong around" -Cab Calloway "Minnie the Moocher"
by Jake October 05, 2003
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yard

man Yard going to the club, we got the 40'z right here!
by jake April 23, 2003
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Woobsie Darling

Will-John Boyce's given name.
by Jake November 18, 2004
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troff

TRON is a BASIC command, short for "trace on". The command is a debugging tool, to trace a program line by line to ferret out bugs and glitches. (It's opposite is TROFF, which turns the trace off.)
"hey man troff that app suckah."
by Jake April 25, 2005
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chumble spuzz

Chumble spuzz, is some unbeknownst wad of something that one finds in their pants, usually after strenuous work.
after i got home my the garbage-picking run, i found some chumble spuzz in my pants.
by jAkE March 10, 2005
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pity fuck

noun, what you give a female who might have trouble getting someone to fuck her.
Denise is my favorite pity fuck on a weekend, I take her sailing, don't have to show her off, she cooks & cleans & washes up, I fuck her in the dark; she's not coyote ugly but close to it. Not someone I want to be seen with.
by Jake February 04, 2004
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Slater Dump

Inspiration inspired from AC Slater from saved by the bell sitting backwards on his chair at the restaurant and in class. A Slater Dump is when you turn around and have the bowl between your legs. The beauty is being able to cross your arms and rest on the back of the toilet, or even place an espresso on it.
I took the nicest Slater Dump today at work, got about 20 minutes shut eye too.
by Jake November 22, 2004
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