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man-meat

A man's dick, rarely used word
Nick buccola takes the man-meat without a tear shed
by Jake February 20, 2005
mugGet the man-meatmug.

Playing Football

by Jake May 21, 2004
mugGet the Playing Footballmug.

pube strangler

One who makes a rope entirely out of human pubes, and then strangles someone. Sometimes for extra humiliation before killing a victim, a pube strangler may rip out the victim's own pubes, and then proceed with strangling him or her.
Harry: Whoa. I hear there's a fucking pube strangler on the loose.

Dillon: Yeah. That shits crazy. He already killed Chad and Molly. We better lock our doors.
by JakE May 21, 2007
mugGet the pube stranglermug.

four finger fattie

a whale fuck, sealfuck, or chubby troll that you can get not one, not two, not just 3, but 4 fingers into the moment you get her panties off, without even engaging in foreplay yet
That whale Marcy is a four finger fattie, I know because I found out last night after we downed a 6-pack between us.
by Jake March 17, 2004
mugGet the four finger fattiemug.

hard wup

An expression by male/female beast. Means hard work. Only remmers from Workington can pronounce this correctly.
Man, that was hard wup!
by Jake February 3, 2004
mugGet the hard wupmug.

reverse-bitch

1)v. To slap or backhand across another's face.
2)v. To swiftly destroy one's opponent as if by accident.
3)n. A mean and nasty woman with a vagina where her boobs should be and boobs where her vagina should be.
Erol reverse-bitched Lindsey so hard that she exploded.

Damn! That's one fucked up reverse-bitch!
by Jake December 16, 2004
mugGet the reverse-bitchmug.

crap

Less offensive than shit, more offensive than poop.
(In front of parents) "I just stepped in dog crap!
by Jake March 31, 2005
mugGet the crapmug.

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