Jake 's definitions
by Jake February 20, 2005
Get the man-meatmug. 
One who makes a rope entirely out of human pubes, and then strangles someone. Sometimes for extra humiliation before killing a victim, a pube strangler may rip out the victim's own pubes, and then proceed with strangling him or her.
Harry: Whoa. I hear there's a fucking pube strangler on the loose.
Dillon: Yeah. That shits crazy. He already killed Chad and Molly. We better lock our doors.
Dillon: Yeah. That shits crazy. He already killed Chad and Molly. We better lock our doors.
by JakE May 21, 2007
Get the pube stranglermug. a whale fuck, sealfuck, or chubby troll that you can get not one, not two, not just 3, but 4 fingers into the moment you get her panties off, without even engaging in foreplay yet
That whale Marcy is a four finger fattie, I know because I found out last night after we downed a 6-pack between us.
by Jake March 17, 2004
Get the four finger fattiemug. An expression by male/female beast. Means hard work. Only remmers from Workington can pronounce this correctly.
by Jake February 3, 2004
Get the hard wupmug. 1)v. To slap or backhand across another's face.
2)v. To swiftly destroy one's opponent as if by accident.
3)n. A mean and nasty woman with a vagina where her boobs should be and boobs where her vagina should be.
2)v. To swiftly destroy one's opponent as if by accident.
3)n. A mean and nasty woman with a vagina where her boobs should be and boobs where her vagina should be.
by Jake December 16, 2004
Get the reverse-bitchmug. by Jake March 31, 2005
Get the crapmug.