6.3

average length (in inches) of an Irish penis. Not to be confused with the average 5.3" of a central European dick

My 6.3" Irish dick is more of a womb knocker than Sal's 5.3" tickler

by Jake January 10, 2004

sweetness and light

a compliment, usually given to a woman whom you are very familiar with but occasionally she grates on you (as in pussy whipped )

Of course I'd like to take you to the prom, Oh Sweetness and Light !

by Jake March 2, 2004

sperm injection

(noun) the process of placing cum into the vagina

She drops by every Saturday morning about 2 a.m. for a sperm injection from my whang

by Jake March 24, 2004

dawn patrol

WW1 phenomenon in which pilots got up extremely early - usually 3 a.m. - ate a greasy English fried breakfast, then went aloft 1/2 hour before sunrise to look for Huns (Germans) on the ground or in the air. In general, refers to getting a very early start to the day.

Billy Bishop did a dawn patrol looking for Krauts.

by Jake April 17, 2004

hot box

the act of farting in a car filled with people, then locking the windows, forcing the people in the car to smell your fart

(while driving, alex farts and locks the window)
Alex: HOT BOX!
Jimmy, Robert and Susan: NO! I CAN'T BREATHE!

by jake May 4, 2006

Tally

A penis. Derived from the word tallywhacker, whose definition is also a penis.

"I want to suck his tally!" said Derek.

by Jake October 26, 2004

christmas tree lights

Small, bright, white or multicolored lights on long strands for the purpose of decorating Christmas trees, houses, and plants during the Holiday season.

While they are usually used to decorate Christmas trees, they can be used year-round to decorate back porches, shrubbery, or college dorm rooms.

"Those Christmas tree lights really brighten up your 12'x15' concrete block room"

by Jake February 17, 2005