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brillo pad

a woman's pubic hair bush that is very dense, very curly
I can't get my fingers through your pubic hair, your bush is like a brillo pad.
by Jake January 21, 2004
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kalyn

The coolest chick in Potomac, MD!
Hey are you kalyn?

No, I'm from Glen Burnie, MD.
by Jake January 26, 2004
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shoobie

a word refering to tourists. Often used by surfers, shateboarders, and snowboarders. Especially when the tourists interefere with the sport. Often thought of in a negative light.
So much for catching any good waves, too many shoobies.

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by Jake January 28, 2004
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cordless phone

a radio telephone with a full-duplex (i.e. transmit on one frequency band and recieve on a different frequency band, and it is always transmitting and recieving) radio, and that allows both people on the line can yell at each other at the same time.

people think cordless phones cannot be listened to, but since it uses radio waves to be 'cordless', then anyone with a scanning reciever on the MOBILE (this is a duplex system, remember) can listen to BOTH sides of the conversation.Isolation in the BASE keeps the 2 sides of the conversation on different frequencies, but mechanical coupling in the handset (mobile) means the rx feeds into the tx and viceversa, so that you can hear both sides of the conversation.

In my free time, i listen to my neighbor's cordless phone conversations on my radioshack radio scanner.
I listen to my neighbor's cordless phone conversations on my radio scanner.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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pantie wetter

a large penis when deemed attractive by a woman
Wow! His dick is a real pantie wetter; I got soaked just looking at his thick 7-incher said Jane.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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jack and jill

(1)a party for those about to be wed; sometimes called a stag & doe (its like a shower, except that only women are invited to a shower)
(2)a gathering of males and females, who masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment. (looking is encouraged but touching is not)
(3)when a man and a woman get together to masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment.Look but don't touch.See friends with benefits.With reference to the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill.
(1)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party for Greg and Julie who are getting married in 6 weeks.

(2)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party; she got off with some guy who jacked off his 9 or 10 inch dick in front of her, and now she's in another world most of the time.

(3)Nancii and I pulled a Jack and Jill last weekend; we've never had sex, never masturbated each other, but we're comfortable just getting ourselves off in each others' company.She's a hottie and I find she certainly beats fantasizing.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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stag and doe

a wedding shower that includes men and both sides of the wedding couple, not just the bride; see jack and jill or jack & jill
My wife and I went to a stag and doe last Saturday for Greg and Julie who are getting married next month.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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