squirting jam into a donut

ejaculating into a fat woman, that is, having penetration sex with a plump female (the squirting of the jam may go only as far as the end of the condom)
Having sex with Plump Penny is like squirting jam into a donut.
by Jake March 23, 2004
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tampon

A compacted tubular-shaped piece of cotton with a plastic applicator that women insert into their vagina when they're having their period.Has a string on the bottom end to allow retrieval after a few hours. The string hangs out beyond the labia, so if you're wearing a thong and a short skirt, make sure the string doesn't show when you bend over.
he: I don't mind buying condoms but don't try sending me for tampons or pads just because you didn't plan on ever having another period !
by Jake February 20, 2004
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Rosa Park'd

a word in use for vague satire. not to it's subject, but towards punk'd.

peaceful resistance against opression.
usually involving boycotts. this aspect seperates it from Ghandi'd.
The bigoted manager of -restaurant name- was Rosa Park'd.
by jake April 18, 2004
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safe

I slipped on a safe before I entered her.Decided to keep my sperm to myself.
by Jake January 19, 2004
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shoobie

a word refering to tourists. Often used by surfers, shateboarders, and snowboarders. Especially when the tourists interefere with the sport. Often thought of in a negative light.
So much for catching any good waves, too many shoobies.

for more on shoobies check out flamingbarbie.tk
by Jake January 28, 2004
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brown

Adjective: Being hungry. The evolution of saying "I'm Hungus Brown"

Verb: browning, brown.
Noun: "Hey, I'm pretty brown"
Verb: "You all want to go brown?"
Verb: "Let me call you back after I'm done browning"
by jake July 02, 2004
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Fat chicks

a female that is fat, usually trying to be sexy.

See variations sealfuck, blubber fuck, blubberfuck, whalefuck or whale fuck. Not all fat chicks are just fat chicks, they are all attractive to someone depending upon their fat style.
We were cruising, finding nothing, then about 1 a.m. we ran into a group of 5 fat chicks. No need for one of us to fall on the grenade, we just each did one.
by Jake March 06, 2004
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