Jake 's definitions

quick comer

1) a guy who ejaculates soon after commencing sex

2) a woman who has her first orgasm soon after commencing sex

1) Sara: "Jake's a quick comer, he usually goes off within 5 strokes of getting into me."

2) Jake: "Betsy's a quick comer, I stroke her clit a few times and she has an orgasm right away if we haven't seen each other in a week or so."

by Jake March 23, 2004

missionary position

male-female sex position: the woman lies on her back with her legs apart and the man lowers himself on top of her, supporting his weight with his elbows, and enters her with his legs either inside or outside hers (usually inside). He may lower himself onto her and rest more of his weight on her body. The woman can wrap her legs around him to control the depth and speed of his thrusting into her vagina, or she may thrust a little towards him from her pelvis to match his movements in and out of her vagina.

She's not a big fan of the missionary position, she prefers that I lie on my back and she sits on me; I like that too, as it leaves both my hands free, to touch her.

by Jake March 23, 2004

Croatian sex

a variation on the missionary position. The naked, erect male roughly removes her underpants and lays her on the ground or bed; quickly with his hands he places the woman's legs over man's shoulders and mounts her without foreplay. This allows the deepest penetration of all. (The man is likely to find this very stimulating, and get some good orgasms, but he needs to be respectful and considerate of his partner's needs. She may just find vaginal thrusting too painful and stimulating, and need him to back off a little if he gets too excited.)

I had Croatian sex with Mary last night,it's a very satisfying position for both partners if they are flexible enough. This morning she complained with a smile that she was sore.

by Jake March 23, 2004

kneeling missionary

male-female sex position in which the man kneels for the missionary position. This variation allows the woman's clitoris to receive the attention it deserves. The man can pull the woman onto his penis by placing his hands on her thighs, and she can raise her legs in the most comfortable way - even up onto his shoulders if she wishes (see Croatian sex ). The man can see himself going in and out of her vagina, which can be an incredible turn-on, and he can caress and stroke his partner's body and perhaps play with her anus as well if they wish. A good position for intimate connection, but somewhat of a strain for the woman if it goes on for too long. A pillow under her buttocks may help.

I gave her the kneeling missionary act last night.

by Jake March 23, 2004

the liberator

a wedge-shaped, stiff pillow designed, to make sex positions more comfortable

Since we got The Liberator sex has been more fun and less work.

by Jake March 23, 2004

BJ

abbreviation of blow job or blowjob. Occurs when a female puts a man's penis into her mouth and sucks on it while tonguing the head. Apparently very popular among young teens, equivalent to kissing.

I don't think I will ever give a BJ... but I heard my best friend did it in the car while her boyfriend was driving.

Nancii gave me the best bj I've ever had.

by Jake March 23, 2004

nut

(verb) to ejaculate

"If you don't stop sucking it I'm gonna nut !"

"We were just playing around with our clothes off when all of a sudden he rolled over on top of me, got into me, and nutted."

"He was so eager he nutted in my bush."

by Jake March 23, 2004