Jake 's definitions

donk

being ugly or otherwise unpleasant

"That fuckin' bitch is donk!"

by Jake January 6, 2005

bumfuck

a town in any low-density population state. Saves you having to remember special spellings or pronunciations of places that people have never heard of anyway.

She's from Bumfuck, Arkansas.

He was born in Bumfuck, Idaho.

She's from Bumfuck.

When I graduate I'll probably end up working in the Walmart in Bumfuck and marrying some cheerleader that I got pregnant under the bleachers.

by Jake February 26, 2004

minal

Big buttoxed person

That girl is minal

by jake April 21, 2004

ambulance chaser

the 95% of lawyers that give the others a bad name

She's an ambulance chaser with the law firm of Chasem,Screwm & Craponem

by Jake February 28, 2004

Baby Beluga

with clothes, same as a whalefuck which is without clothes

That baby beluga is a whalefuck, you can see her camel toe, her pannnis hangs over her belt, and you can count her pussy lips when she bends over provided that her legs are apart

by Jake February 29, 2004

Street Fighter

a kickass fighting game. The mother of all fighting games.

I love playing Street Fighter 3 because you get to smash an SUV during the bonus stage.

by Jake August 4, 2003

hot box

the act of farting in a car filled with people, then locking the windows, forcing the people in the car to smell your fart

(while driving, alex farts and locks the window)
Alex: HOT BOX!
Jimmy, Robert and Susan: NO! I CAN'T BREATHE!

by jake May 4, 2006