Jake 's definitions

gay bobby

someone that acts feminine and stupid at all times

"My neighbor is a gay bobby."

by Jake January 7, 2005

ying bender

in the dumb cartoon network show "avatar" there are "benders" which are people who master an element. such as a fire or water bender. a YING bender is one who has mastered the technique of YINGing people.

see, ying

avatar- "im an air bender!"

me- "fuck you kid. im a YING bender! tremble before my great power!"

avatar- "ahhhhhhh!!"

by jAkE September 6, 2005

mercy mission

going out in response to a booty call from a fat woman

"I'm on a mercy mission, Fat Wanda just gave me a booty call, she's so horny she can't sleep, and needs some relief in the form of an injection from me."

by Jake March 23, 2004

cum slinger

a guy who throws his cum around

That Jake is a real cum slinger; he was with Janet on Thursday night, then Nancii on Friday, and now Saturday night he's off humping someone's wife while the husband is working nightshift

by Jake March 5, 2004

air drop

moving one's bowels when not sitting on the sit; usually done in public restrooms.

by Jake November 8, 2003

kingwood

Where the real playa resides, this would be people like the Godfather.

Welcome to Kingwood, now wheres my money?

by jake September 4, 2003

cloud nine

that altered state (of mind) into which the male is elevated when his girlfriend gives him a tantalizing, long, slow blow job which seems so perfect that he wishes to die rather than return to reality on Earth.

I was on Cloud Nine when she blew me, then licked the last drop off my tip and swallowed my cum.

by Jake February 17, 2004