fluffy puff marshmallows

Homestar Runner's favorite food. He advertises them, but does not do a very good job of it. The mascot of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows is a marshmallow named Marshie.
"You best be eating a whole mess of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows!"
by Jake August 14, 2003
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Corpse Humping

To show dead opponent that you now own his ass.
Someone bobbing up and down a dead body in a FPS and screaming anything from the run of the mill “Oh I fuckin pwned you!” to more interesting, “But why is all the rum gone?? Cuz your sucking dez rocks!!” So have fun with it and taunt the hell out of the n00b you just pwned and let him know what you think of him as your Corpse Humping his lifeless body.
by Jake June 18, 2006
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blueballs

a condition where your balls (testicles) ache. Occurs after a few days of abstinance or after being very sexually aroused for a period of time without coming to orgasm.
I've got blueballs today, I haven't blown a load in 5 days.

My live-in was just playin' with me last night; when I was ready to mount her she said no and went to sleep! I got sooo blueballed I jerked off on her back.
by Jake February 20, 2004
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cweet

1. Not cool, not even sweet, but right in the middle.
2. Can replace the word cool or sweet in any sentence.
3. Has the properties of both words combined in order to form one word.
I can't believe it's not butter; that is so cweet!
by Jake November 15, 2003
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Slim Shadey

My digestive system was so fucked up that I crapped out a slim shady every thirty minutes.
by Jake February 26, 2003
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booswigger

1. you are being too loud.
shut up booswigger ur drunk.
2. lookit that there booswigger sue-may-jim-bob, he looks a tad intoxicated.
by jake May 13, 2005
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F.U.P.

Fat Upper Pussy. When a womans stomach is so fat that it hangs down over the na-na.
by jake March 07, 2003
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