cunt hairs

what you have to pick out of your teeth after performing oral sex on a brillo pad
I was spitting cunt hairs for hours after I went down on her pubes
by Jake February 20, 2004
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clit licker

(noun) one who licks a clitoris. Can be male or female
Sara:"That Fred is an excellent clit licker".

Sara:"My friend Marge is a fantastic clit licker when she's not sucking cock."
by Jake March 24, 2004
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looched

a girl on her period; derived from the language Jag
"I would fuck her if she wasn't looched."
by Jake January 07, 2005
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wussy

someone who is scared to do things or does something and is scared of being done the same thing
this guy insults people and is too scared to be insulted back, hes a whussy
by jake April 22, 2005
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Cranky Ass

an itchy anus when one does not fully wipe.
Mary developed an irritating case of cranky ass because she ran out of toilet paper.
by Jake November 08, 2003
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yo moma jokes

a series of jokes that consist of saying " YO MOMA"and so on
hey john yo moma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "who threw that rock?"
by jake April 13, 2005
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bjung

An asian drum. Extremely simple to play. Often used in asian retard symphonies
I like to play the bjung!
by jAkE February 09, 2005
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