Jake's definitions

cweet

1. Not cool, not even sweet, but right in the middle.
2. Can replace the word cool or sweet in any sentence.
3. Has the properties of both words combined in order to form one word.

I can't believe it's not butter; that is so cweet!

by Jake November 15, 2003

tech

Intratec TEC-9 9mm semi-automatic pistol. Pre-ban version could accomodate a 50 round magazine and had a threaded barrel to accept a silencer or barrel extention. It could be easily modified with "hellfire" rapid fire triggers, or full automatic mode.

imma bust a dome shot with my tech n9ne on this narc ass bitch

by Jake November 17, 2003

homicidal aficionado

a fan of murder.

Im the homicidal aficionado.

by Jake November 18, 2003

fedi

Tha hook-up!; the scoop; a link;

I gotcha fedi my nig!

by Jake November 22, 2003

mail

sending money; other assets;

Mail me my money, man!
They wanna take my mail!

by Jake November 22, 2003

Flurkey

Flying Turkey(thrown deli meat)

Holy shit! Watch out for that flurkey!

by Jake November 24, 2003

gibbler

(Sean Connery) The clitoral region of an elderly woman. e.g. old wrinkly folds of vaginal skin

Mrs. Ellen slipped and fell on her back, lifting her dress up and exposing her gibbler to all those at the fundraiser who cared to take a gander.

by Jake November 27, 2003