Jake's definitions

spiritual

A newer word used mostly on the internet to define someones religion. However, because some christians do not believe in religion, they view their personal relationship with Jesus Christ as spiritual.

Religion reminds me of a practice. I'd rather be more spiritual than a robot following the commands of Catholicism.

by Jake May 5, 2005

wardrobe malfunction

a situation where a part of your clothing comes off, exposing one of your naughty bits

During SuperBowl halftime, Justin attempted to rip Janet's top off but only tore off the right side thus exposing one boob instead of both.

by Jake February 3, 2004

Japanese Limbo

Instead of going under,you go over : A bar on the ground lined with penis shaped statues erecting from the tops,the taller the beam,the more difficult. Falling will result in loss and losing your virginity.

God...japanese people these days...I swear.

by Jake October 13, 2004

Ye Ole Box

An aged pink taco that is crusty and wreaks like my asshole after a major crap.

I can't stand the smell of your grandma's Ye Ole Box.

by Jake September 28, 2003

Eldi

A man who all men look up to and worship.

by jake October 1, 2003

hippy

a nappy ass person who smells like ass and weed

dan hendrickson is a dam hippy he should take a shower

by jake January 15, 2004

BJ Central

a female who gives blowjobs to the exclusion of other sexual activities

She's bj central, but forget about any other kind of sex with her

by Jake February 25, 2004