cockblock

1. To prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.

2. Any such attempt to prevent a male friend or associate from getting some action.
1. Damn, Johnny just totally cockblocked his roommate. Ass.

2. OK, Isaac's making his move on Clarisse in the living room, and the game is on in fifteen minutes. We're going to have to attempt a cockblock.
by Jake April 12, 2003
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He Ho

"he ho" is a slang word tpo describe nothing. It replaces words like "What?" or "YES!!" I can also be used with other words such as fing da ling to show disapointment
"So i just made a million bucks!"
"He ho?"
"yeah a million!"
by Jake February 02, 2005
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Two Bean Taco

having sex with someones ass crack (sliding the penis between the cheeks)
She wouldn't let me put it in her ass, but she let me give her a two bean taco
by Jake March 26, 2004
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fluffy puff marshmallows

Homestar Runner's favorite food. He advertises them, but does not do a very good job of it. The mascot of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows is a marshmallow named Marshie.
"You best be eating a whole mess of Fluffy Puff Marshmallows!"
by Jake August 14, 2003
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Corpse Humping

To show dead opponent that you now own his ass.
Someone bobbing up and down a dead body in a FPS and screaming anything from the run of the mill “Oh I fuckin pwned you!” to more interesting, “But why is all the rum gone?? Cuz your sucking dez rocks!!” So have fun with it and taunt the hell out of the n00b you just pwned and let him know what you think of him as your Corpse Humping his lifeless body.
by Jake June 18, 2006
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cweet

1. Not cool, not even sweet, but right in the middle.
2. Can replace the word cool or sweet in any sentence.
3. Has the properties of both words combined in order to form one word.
I can't believe it's not butter; that is so cweet!
by Jake November 15, 2003
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Slim Shadey

My digestive system was so fucked up that I crapped out a slim shady every thirty minutes.
by Jake February 26, 2003
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