JakE's definitions

tilly wacker

a fat british person that makes fun or others

that fat british person making fun of others is such a tilly wacker

by jake February 23, 2005

get a pair

same as grow a pair, i.e. balls or tits

Eddie, grow up, eh ?! Get a pair to fill your nutsack.

Charlotte, grow up, eh ?! Get a pair and go titty fuck him with them.

by Jake March 5, 2004

crunk

getting crunk has several meanings:
1.) to get banged up or damaged,
before throwing a punch: "get crunk bitch!
2.) to get drunk and/or stoned
"i'm getting crunk tonight"
3.) to have sex
"me and this bitch were gettin' crunk"
4.) to get excited
" i'm getting all crunk for this fight"

that's about it, get crunk!

i was goin out to get crunk, but someone stole my car

by jake August 4, 2004

lucktans

boobs on a very pretty girl

"Damn, that bitch has got some big ass lucktans!"

by Jake January 6, 2005

wow

wow- a signal received from what is thought to be extra terrestrial life

i just got the wow signal!!!

by Jake June 28, 2016

selekta

a deejay who drops hot tracks. preferably on wax

"yo that track is hot, big up da selekta"

by jake November 11, 2003

farting around

v.the act of creating a biohazardus situation in the room one is occupying.

Steve was farting around the room and it had to be evacuated

by Jake October 27, 2003