JakE's definitions

tigairius

Tigairius was someone who originally spawned on the MMORPG-Game "Graalonline" (Featured at www.graalonline.com). Known for his
"leetness" and items.

You are a cool guy like tigairius

by Jake January 25, 2005

whalefuck

intercourse with a woman who is VERY fat. Lumps and bulges of fat all over her body. Not to be confused with a sealfuck

That Lucinda is a real great whalefuck but I wouldn't want to be seen with her on the street before or after

by Jake January 20, 2004

suldrek

Only the greatest counter-strike player to walk the face of the earth. Nice guy too.

I wish i was as good as Suldrek, at counter-strike.

by Jake March 11, 2003

half-mass

when full bonerage has not yet taken place

Dude i was totally grindin with that babe over there at half-mass!

by jake January 17, 2005

go fishing

Go fishing is a way to say hand job.

Mike: Will you go fishing this weekend?
Sarah: Not with you.

by Jake May 13, 2005

boner loaf

One that is so gay, they are not just a slice, but the whole loaf of boner.

Biff: Ryan was running around in gym class naked again.

Todd: What a fucking boner loaf.

by JakE May 22, 2007

togusther

The theoretical spelling of together thats puts the 'us' in together.

I'm so glad we can spend the rest of our lives togusther.

by jake February 15, 2005