p diddy

A Black Rapper who started the "Vote or Die" campaign in the 2004 presidential elections. However, P Diddy voted for his FIRST TIME in these elections, therefore making him a total moron.
"P Diddy does a great job making African Americans look like illiterate retards."
by Jake February 13, 2005
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jack and jill

(1)a party for those about to be wed; sometimes called a stag & doe (its like a shower, except that only women are invited to a shower)
(2)a gathering of males and females, who masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment. (looking is encouraged but touching is not)
(3)when a man and a woman get together to masturbate in front of each other for mutual stimulation and enjoyment.Look but don't touch.See friends with benefits.With reference to the nursery rhyme Jack and Jill.
(1)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party for Greg and Julie who are getting married in 6 weeks.

(2)Last weekend my wife and I went to a Jack and Jill party; she got off with some guy who jacked off his 9 or 10 inch dick in front of her, and now she's in another world most of the time.

(3)Nancii and I pulled a Jack and Jill last weekend; we've never had sex, never masturbated each other, but we're comfortable just getting ourselves off in each others' company.She's a hottie and I find she certainly beats fantasizing.
by Jake January 29, 2004
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tierney

A girl who thinks they are the shit, but in reality arent worth a dime
that girl is such a tierney
by Jake November 05, 2007
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nipple

(noun)circular object protruding off a female's chest. Especially used for feeding babies and in foreplay.
I find her nipple very erotic, and the best part is that she has TWO of them !
by Jake January 18, 2004
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crunkcrotch

Sexually transmitted disease symptoms resulting from an encounter while one is crunk.
Damn dawg, I gotst me some crunkcrotch from that freak I got wit Saturday night.
by Jake April 23, 2005
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Shakie Pudding

Jessica, give me some of that shakie pudding you got thar girl.
by Jake February 22, 2004
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first time

one's initial encounter with having sex. Every girl remembers the first guy who fucked her, every guy remembers the first girl whose boobs he touched, whose twat he fingered, who gave him his first hand job or handjob, who let him put his penis in her slit, who gave him his first blowjob or blow job, who sucked his balls
Nancii recalled her first time in great detail, it was with Greg.

Ron could remember every detail of his first time mounting Betty.
by Jake March 25, 2004
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