JakE's definitions

Prankster

same thing as a storybook gangtser, studio gangster or a buster

dr dre is a prankster

by jake December 8, 2003

night shift

typically 11 pm- 7 am or 12 midnight 'til 8. The infidelity shift. The time when most MILFs get a different bed companion.

Her old man worked night shift so I used to slip into her bed at 1 am and leave by 4 am.

by Jake March 5, 2004

oh hey

agreeing with someone in a conversation; derived from the language Jag

Scooter Mcdoogle: "You wanna get drunk?" Jake Schrader: "oh hey!"

by Jake January 7, 2005

squirting jam into a donut

ejaculating into a fat woman, that is, having penetration sex with a plump female (the squirting of the jam may go only as far as the end of the condom)

Having sex with Plump Penny is like squirting jam into a donut.

by Jake March 23, 2004

wasp

Women Airforce Service Pilots, WASP, the first women in history trained to fly American military aircraft. These are some hardcore ladies. Flew in WWII and then got pushed under the carpet by generals like Hap Arnold.

Thirty-eight WASP lost their lives while serving their country as military pilots, their bodies sent home in cheap pine boxes at the expense of their family or friends. These heroic women pilots were denied any military benefits or honrs--no gold stars in the window--not even so much as an American flag to drape their coffins.

by Jake July 16, 2004

strider

The grease between your legs after you go for a run.

Ah crap, need to shower, this shit smells

by jake May 4, 2004

Fuck me pumps

high-heeled pumps with a three inch or higher stilleto heel. Usually some really bright colour to get your attention. Maybe shiny vinyl or glittery.Accentuates the leg.Not usually removed during sex.

Josie wore her red fuck me pumps into work every Friday. She started her hunt for cock at 8 a.m. on Fridays.

by Jake February 3, 2004