JakE's definitions

i, the passenger

an amazing thing, beauty in music.

they sound half as good as i, the passenger! i love them!

by jake February 4, 2005

yo moma jokes

a series of jokes that consist of saying " YO MOMA"and so on

hey john yo moma is so fat when she got hit by a bus she said "who threw that rock?"

by jake April 13, 2005

Capers

mysterious unforgetable female

gosh that capers is so fine

by Jake May 13, 2005

boobiebandit

A man or woman who runs by and gets a quick grope of a boobie. This can be a male or female boobie. The groper is often masked and wearing a striped shirt.

"Oh my! I do declare, what a foul and dastardly boobiebandit you are! Ohhh!"

by Jake July 17, 2003

frig

to masturbate

1) my head was so full of visions of her nakedness that I had to go frig in the bathroom. My mom thought I was sick I was in there so often, so quiet, and so long.

2) my clit was just aching; finally he frigged it, none too soon !

3) I hadn't been with a man in weeks, fortunately he frigged me in the steam room

by Jake February 22, 2004

crunkcrotch

Sexually transmitted disease symptoms resulting from an encounter while one is crunk.

Damn dawg, I gotst me some crunkcrotch from that freak I got wit Saturday night.

by Jake April 23, 2005

Rejeski

a lil boy who wants it in the ass but is too scared to ask for it

Shawn is such a Rejeski! Eww!

by Jake September 17, 2003