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self-gasoholic

one who enjoys the smell of his or her own farts.
by Jake November 8, 2003
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DeVry university

A private college (not funded by the public purse). As a result, the tuition fees are high; the good side to this is that you won't fuck around when you're spending all that money for the course. DeVry grads are respected and you are virtually guaranteed that you will be able to get a job when you graduate. I have worked with many DeVry grads in my field (electronics) and have found them to be used to hard work, putting in a good effort, achieving results, and doing fine work. Also they are notably on time for meetings and they come prepared.
Oh, the new hire went to DeVry...I can't foresee us having any problems with his/her on-the-job training phase.
by Jake June 5, 2004
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air drop

moving one's bowels when not sitting on the sit; usually done in public restrooms.
by Jake November 8, 2003
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Crap Dingle

Dingles of crap. Left behind despite 4-5 wipes with toilet paper. Usual problem with hairy arses.
I was humping her in the missionary position but I couldn't cum, I kept losing my erection. So I asked her to turn over so I could do it doggie style, and hold the base of my shaft. She put her head down on her crossed arms, and her ass up, but then I could smell her crap dingles too well !
by Jake February 1, 2004
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cloud nine

that altered state (of mind) into which the male is elevated when his girlfriend gives him a tantalizing, long, slow blow job which seems so perfect that he wishes to die rather than return to reality on Earth.
I was on Cloud Nine when she blew me, then licked the last drop off my tip and swallowed my cum.
by Jake February 17, 2004
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cleavage

the visible gap between a woman's breasts. Zero gap preferred, 1/2" is interesting, 3" is boring, 5" is too much.
I like to casually look down the front of Jessica's blouse to view her cleavage
by Jake March 5, 2004
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nice hair, wanna fuck?

the shortest, most-effective pickup line on Earth
by Jake February 21, 2004
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