JakE's definitions

munty

A person that frequently masturbates

1. Why are you dating him? Hes a munty!

by Jake January 8, 2004

alien masterbation

sticking a dry finger in an ear.

She alien masterbated her boyfriend.

by jake March 5, 2005

bumfuck

a town in any low-density population state. Saves you having to remember special spellings or pronunciations of places that people have never heard of anyway.

She's from Bumfuck, Arkansas.

He was born in Bumfuck, Idaho.

She's from Bumfuck.

When I graduate I'll probably end up working in the Walmart in Bumfuck and marrying some cheerleader that I got pregnant under the bleachers.

by Jake February 26, 2004

stinky jeri

goin down to lick some poonani in the wrong direction and ending up with your nose in the starfish as she rips ass in your face.

Damn, i tried goin 69 on her and wound up catchin a whiff of a stinky jeri.

by Jake October 26, 2004

Parade of Fertility

Tradition in Japan in which they celebrate schlongs and have a giant pink blimp of one,a shrine,statues,japanese limbo,and every item of food is shaped like a penis.

I knew they were fucked up,I just didnt know they were THAT fucked up.

by Jake October 13, 2004

craptacular

when something is crappy, but you want to make it sound like it was good.

Don: that was craptacular gay sex.

Zbigniew: Why thank you

by jAkE August 30, 2005

sleeper

railway car with sleeping berths and/or bedrooms ("roomettes")

I had a sleeper from Winnipeg to Ottawa.

by Jake March 24, 2004