Definitions by Jaggo

equal rights 

A phrase corrupted by racist shitheaps to mean exactly the opposite of what it says.

Dumfuck1: Dude, lets get benefits based soley on our skin color and call it equal rights!

Dumfuck2: Hell yeah! That's way easier than actually taking responsibility for ourselves!

equal rights by Jaggo March 21, 2004

immigrant 

A term corrupted by the political agenda of parties wishing to garner large quantitites of votes easily.

Democrat: Dude, if we pretend that we really care about mexicans and call them immigrants, they'll all vote for us and we can keep having slave labor from those brown bastards!

Republican:Okay, but we also have to pretend like there is a difference between the two parties.

immigrant by Jaggo March 21, 2004

west nile virus 

The latest in a series of overblown threats that the media uses to sell newspapers.

Dude, I'm so fucking scared about this west nile virus that I'm gonna buy a newspaper everyday just to make sure that I'm not one of .0000000000000001% of the world's population that actually contracts the virus.

west nile virus by Jaggo March 21, 2004

shitto

How you feel after a night of blowing too much money at the gay bar.

Dude, I'm feel shitto after blowing all my money at the gay bar last night.

shitto by Jaggo March 21, 2004

ass hands

A symtom resulting from handing out ass all day.

Dude, I've gotta rest seeing as how I have a horrible case of ass hands.

ass hands by Jaggo March 21, 2004

sumfuck 

An arrogant prick that needs dispensing.

Dude, Im gonna kick Sumfuck in the teeth.

sumfuck by Jaggo March 21, 2004

scag 

The front point of a hemroller, i.e. Truggo.

Dude, I just got scagged for drinking beer in Mill Valley.

scag by Jaggo March 21, 2004