Able 2 (sho me)

Possibly the worst lights and sirens manufacturer ever.
Cheesy led's that consist of a few dim diodes more suitable for a childs toy.

And a siren "wail" that has to be the most goofy half job sounding wail going.

For the most part, a product downright embarrasing for any public safety official.
Did you hear the wail on that Able 2 siren?
Sounds straight out of loony tunes!

Wait! is that a police car behind me? No..no it's probably just the reflection of a really dim lit chrismas tree shining on the squad car.
But whats that sound?????? Someone must have loony tunes turned on somewhere...I think I can hear bugs bunny.
by Jag III November 14, 2004
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Light bar

The bar seen atop emergency vehicles that and service vehicles that flashes color(s) to warn oncoming motorists.
Pull over for that ambulance see the red flashing light bar?
Better turn on the lights we have a 10-26 at 35th and Lennox proceed code 3.
by Jag III November 14, 2004
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uber

You now know what it means.
So don't say it if you don't want to sound like a freak who trys to hard to sound profound and different.
Weirdo punks emos goths and freaks who actually try to classify there lives by these above titles use this word because they have no life and want to sound like they do.
Emily the emo;
"Paul was such an uber person. Now let me go back to my computer so I can reemerse myself with my sketch little online friends."
by Jag III November 15, 2004
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Lexie

Adorable nick name usually accompanied by a beautiful girl.
Dang...that Lexie's got style man!
by Jag III November 14, 2004
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Gary Busey

Actor whos the craziest funniest burnout there is!!!
Actuall Gary Busey quote;
I could tell by the quadrangle of the verbs used in your sentence.

Other person;
Huh?
by Jag III November 14, 2004
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chapstick

Where would we be without it?
No lips to kiss, no cracks to heal.
Ahhh...chapstick Jag III's little buddy.
Grrr...I'm outta chappy and my lips are killing me!
by Jag III November 14, 2004
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computer

Are you serious???






lllllll lllllll lllllll
Example: What are you using right now?
by Jag III November 14, 2004
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