Claire

Claire is the most beautiful thing we've ever seen.

Claire is like a fresh spring rain after hot sex.

Claire is the Grammar Goddess.

Claire sits unelected atop her avian perch.

by Jacques Asse May 27, 2009

Porcomite

A porcomite is a pig-fucker, someone who hurries home after school and is in much too much of a rush to get out back, behind the sows.

Todd, well known amongst his contemporaries as an habitual porcomite, was rather vexed and surprised when Phred and Jacques played the video footage at school.

by Jacques Asse June 02, 2009

Holly Bendover

Holly Bendover is a lobotomized chick with a smoking hot body.

You don't even have to ask! Just spread her cheeks and stick it in her ass.

Holly Bendover: proving women with brains are like frogs with umbrellas.

by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009

publisting

Publisting = public fisting, a common pastime in Delaware and other odd eastern states.

After work Teri planned to go publisting with her friends and a vat of butter.

by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009

urbanisting

Urbanisting = urban fisting, the process whereby urban thugs and pimps and other reprobates competitively rap and jive and debase the English language in a mockery of human speech.

Fitty cent an Dat thug wuz urbanisting upin da hood yestaday.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

the redass

The redass is a feeling of hideous jealousy and rage that occurs when you smell some other guy on your chick's vadge.

Phred got the redass when he could tell Frodo Jones had where he should'nt have been.

by Jacques Asse April 07, 2009

Shit Witch

A shit witch is a girl that is cute, rich, and popular but behaves in the most ugly of manners. Shit witches are tasked by the Devil with making the world a much worse place.

Wendy is a shit witch, dude. It's just the way it is.

by Jacques Asse June 04, 2009