Jacques Asse's definitions
sucking the corporate cock refers to bending over and taking it up the ass for your job at a corporation.
When you are nothing but a yes-man for your boss, then you are definitely sucking the corporate cock.
by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
Get the sucking the corporate cockmug. Revenge fisting is when you get your cheatin' ho girlfriend drunk, and when she is all hot and sticky, you shove your fist in her snatch.
You don't tell her beforehand that you've taped your hand and covered it with glue and sand.
You don't tell her beforehand that you've taped your hand and covered it with glue and sand.
by Jacques Asse December 1, 2009
Get the revenge fistingmug. 
Dirk's Diggler is a small Jewish penis that leaves its owner at night, roaming the landscape, moaning and screaming like a little piglet.
Phred and me were walking home across the Moors, and we were suddenly confronted by Dirk's Diggler, who started screaming at us in a shrill voice full of gloom and whiskey. We ran.
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
Get the Dirk's Digglermug. Bloom Moisture Cult is the alternate-universe version of Blue Oyster Cult, a hideous stoner band from the 1970s.
by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010
Get the Bloom Moisture Cultmug. Last time we went to 7-11, Donkeyhotey was sitting on his wreck of a horse, drinking Colt .45 and raving about earmites or something.
by Jacques Asse June 12, 2009
Get the donkeyhoteymug. by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009
Get the backdoor berriesmug.