Japaquiddick

Japaquiddick is the slutty Japanese porn district in which Ted Kennedy ran over a homeless, lipless prostitute.

I hate Kennedy. Isn't he a killer?

No, dood, you're thinking of Japaquiddick. She was only Japanese. They come with auxiliaries. They all look the same anyway, and go everywhere in these huge flocks of like 300 people. You ever tried to piss in the Louvre?

by Jacques Asse January 14, 2010

cunnilatio

The process of sucking a clitoris so hard that it resembles a penis afterward.

Jacques Asse performed cunnilatio on his wife.

by Jacques Asse February 03, 2009

Assfoot

Assfoot is what happens when Dad finds you masturbating while peeping through a hole in the downstairs shower, to your mom, sister, cousins, etc., anyone with ass, cunt, and tits.

Assfoot is when Dad sticks his foot up your ass for peeping tomism.

by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009

asshead

An American businessman, so named for the habit of bending over backwards and inserting their crania into their anal orifices.

Once Jack was promoted he got to be a true asshead, even though he already knew the moves.

by Jacques Asse February 05, 2009

Holly Bendover

Holly Bendover is a lobotomized chick with a smoking hot body.

You don't even have to ask! Just spread her cheeks and stick it in her ass.

Holly Bendover: proving women with brains are like frogs with umbrellas.

by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009

publisting

Publisting = public fisting, a common pastime in Delaware and other odd eastern states.

After work Teri planned to go publisting with her friends and a vat of butter.

by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009

Shartacus

Shartacus was a famous Sicilian slave who gained notoriety for his uncanny skill at sharting.

Shartacus sharted in the shark tank.

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009