Jacques Asse's definitions

Snosage Gravy

Snosage Gravy is a confectionary delight made from reduced snot.

Kelly and Tish LOVED snosage gravy.....tastes just like chit'lin.

by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

chickenfisting

Chickenfisting is a sexual practice whereby people stick their hands up chickens' asses, then use the head and neck of the chicken to bang women.

Phred and Mo'quan usually liked to go chickenfisting when live chickens were available on Sundays at S-Mart; those boys are really good at it.

by Jacques Asse May 6, 2009

Stinking Emina

A Stinking Emina refers to a girl that emits extremely noxious odors from her various orifices, especially after eating cheeses.

Dude, what's that fucking SMELL?

Don't worry, man, it's only Stinking Emina.

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

teh stoopid

teh stoopid is the condition of being female and genetically incapable of standard formal logic.

teh stoopid: how thuggas and ePimps and other dipshits get American chicks into bed.

by Jacques Asse August 21, 2009

pubish

To resemble a pubis.

Michael Phelps has a pubish head.

by Jacques Asse February 9, 2009

Paris Hilton nipples

Paris Hilton nipples are odd, small, circular disposable tit nipples that are often sold in packs of 10 on eBay.

Jill wanted some new nipz, and saw the Paris Hilton nipples on eBay so she bought them.

by Jacques Asse June 1, 2009

Anal Alice

Anal Alice is a girl who loves to take fist up her asshole, often going for days at a time without food. She has a vacuum-like anus that sucks everything in.

Run! Here comes Anal Alice; last time she was here we had to get a new house!

by Jacques Asse May 21, 2009