Japaquiddick is the slutty Japanese porn district in which Ted Kennedy ran over a homeless, lipless prostitute.
I hate Kennedy. Isn't he a killer?
No, dood, you're thinking of Japaquiddick. She was only Japanese. They come with auxiliaries. They all look the same anyway, and go everywhere in these huge flocks of like 300 people. You ever tried to piss in the Louvre?
No, dood, you're thinking of Japaquiddick. She was only Japanese. They come with auxiliaries. They all look the same anyway, and go everywhere in these huge flocks of like 300 people. You ever tried to piss in the Louvre?
by Jacques Asse January 14, 2010
A gigantic, ambulatory vaginal crevice that stalks unsuspecting men for prey. Can be heavily armed and highly dangerous.
by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009
Urban Dictionary Tyrants are vicious little maggots and assorted other worms that, failing to comprehend nearly 95% of what they purport to read and "edit", wind up censoring out the very best UD submissions.
There seem to be a lot of pansy-ass Urban Dictionary Tyrants on the board recently, censoring all the cool entries.
by Jacques Asse June 08, 2009
A tit blaster is a guy who runs around with a large knitting needle, popping augmented breasts like balloons.
Phred is an accomplished tit blaster.
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
by Jacques Asse June 08, 2009
A punt refers to a "pizza cunt", which happens when a woman stuffs herself with too much pepperoni and cheese and then gets in a tanning bed to make a human calzone.
by Jacques Asse April 07, 2009
by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009