Jacques Asse's definitions

typhoontang

A gigantic vaginal vortex that destroys literally everything in its path.

Phred tried to go down on Marci and eat her, but he got lost in the typhoontang.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

Jewbris

Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.

Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.

He needs a heebectomy.

by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010

Han job

A Han job is a small Chinese assassin who sneaks through cracks in the wall.

Better watch it or they'll give a Han job!

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

niggemon

Blackass pokemon and digimon wannabes.

Tom turned out to be a complete niggemon when he gets drunk.

by Jacques Asse April 2, 2009

Jewbama

Jewbama is a bastard variant of Obama, wherein PreZ Blackass removes his nigga mask and shows you the Jewish corporate splendor of what lies beneath the mask:

Jewbama.

Jewbama: the ultimate corporate nigger.

by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010

crate rape

Crate rape is when you sneak up on a wooden crate, knock a hole in it, and fuck it. Twice.

In some parts of Ohiostan, crate rape is the local sport.

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

corporatisting

Corporatisting = corporate fisting. The act of being dry-fisted by corporate autocracy.

Pay your bills or you'll get a corporatisting.

by Jacques Asse April 20, 2009