vadge goggles

Vadge goggles are special safety eyewear worn to prevent explosive vaginal fluids from blinding the male during cunnilingus or vanillingus.

Jacques generally wears vadge goggles when he goes down, down, down, down.

by Jacques Asse April 28, 2009

goatfuck

The process of victimizing a deserving enemy who shafted you in some way. Should be disproportionate in revenge severity.

Jacques Asse goatfucked Phred by riveting his cars doors shut in response to a verbal slight.

by Jacques Asse January 30, 2009

jiggawho

A jiggawho is just a homeless, jobless nigger without a name.

You can throw nickels at the jiggawho down on Main Street, then he runs into the street and gathers them in a cup.

by Jacques Asse April 02, 2009

jiggawho

A jiggawho is just a homeless, jobless nigger without a name.

You can throw nickels at the jiggawho down on Main Street, then he runs into the street and gathers them in a cup.

by Jacques Asse April 02, 2009

Anal Alice

Anal Alice is a girl who loves to take fist up her asshole, often going for days at a time without food. She has a vacuum-like anus that sucks everything in.

Run! Here comes Anal Alice; last time she was here we had to get a new house!

by Jacques Asse May 21, 2009

Assterroids

The assterroids are a particularly virulent form of diabetic diarrhea event, in which poo is commonly splattered over the inside of the toilet stall.

Tom and Lance had assterroids last Wednesday, and we have the proof.

by Jacques Asse April 02, 2009

bradhole

The dark, smelly place they hid Brad.

The bastards! They're everywhere, and they stuck him down the bradhole!

by Jacques Asse May 05, 2009