Up the Brown

Up the Brown is when you stick things, your penis, your tongue, your arm, up your woman's asshole.
It's Friday, so I'm going Up the Brown this weekend. Shawn loves it Up the Brown.
by Jacques Asse June 08, 2009
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Snosage Gravy

Snosage Gravy is a confectionary delight made from reduced snot.
Kelly and Tish LOVED snosage gravy.....tastes just like chit'lin.
by Jacques Asse June 02, 2009
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Obamatox

Obamatox is like botox, except that it is the more deadly nerve toxin cousin to Botox that allows Barack Hussein Obama to keep a straight face as he lies daily to the American Middle Class.
Just how goddamn much obamatox does it TAKE for that jackhole to keep a straight face? Hope and CHANGE? Is he for REAL?????!?!?!? WHAT change?
by Jacques Asse November 23, 2009
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Nig Rock

Nig Rock is a galactic, cosmic asswipe that runs around saying stupid things like "Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy".

Like anybody EVER uttered a fucking sentence like that.

Real niggers don't even SPEAK that way, but Nig Rock, living in his drug-addled little world pretends that people think he's a badass just because he was "inspired" to scrawl out some nonsense like "Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy".

It is actually Satanic language referring to the end of the Cosmos.
Bawitdaba da bang a dang diggy diggy diggy said the boogy said up jump the boogy.

Please, find me a stupider lyric EVER written in any language upon the face of this planet. Such mindless drivel could only originate in the foul bowels of the mind of Nig Rock.

God help us.
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009
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Assterroids

The assterroids are a particularly virulent form of diabetic diarrhea event, in which poo is commonly splattered over the inside of the toilet stall.
Tom and Lance had assterroids last Wednesday, and we have the proof.
by Jacques Asse April 02, 2009
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niggarena

The Niggarena refers to the latest British dance craze, based on the tribal monkey behavior of the wild negro.
Sam and Patrice are doing the niggarena.
by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009
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Jewbris

Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.
Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.

He needs a heebectomy.
by Jacques Asse January 05, 2010
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