Heebing

Heebing is the process of charging interest on anything lent.

If you let a friend borrow a movie, you charge him interest.

If you let your girlfriend borrow some money, you charge her interest.

Etc.

The collection of interest due takes many forms; sex, drugs, rock n roll, none of which were invented by Heebs, just privatized by them.
Prostitution was invented back in the Old Days when Jews (Heebs) figured out how to charge interest for sex.

This is known as Heebing.
by Jacques Asse March 19, 2010
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Dirk's Diggler

Dirk's Diggler is a small Jewish penis that leaves its owner at night, roaming the landscape, moaning and screaming like a little piglet.
Phred and me were walking home across the Moors, and we were suddenly confronted by Dirk's Diggler, who started screaming at us in a shrill voice full of gloom and whiskey. We ran.
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
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Jewbama

Jewbama is a bastard variant of Obama, wherein PreZ Blackass removes his nigga mask and shows you the Jewish corporate splendor of what lies beneath the mask:

Jewbama.
by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010
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Bloom Moisture Cult

Bloom Moisture Cult is the alternate-universe version of Blue Oyster Cult, a hideous stoner band from the 1970s.
Bloom Moisture Cult is ruining my LIFE!
by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010
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Projectile ejaculation

Projectile ejaculation is where you masturbate until just prior to ejaculation, and then you hold it carefully back until somebody you really dislike is nearby and you let go, hitting them in the face or hair with a loud, wet SLAP.
Don't get mad, get even. Projectile ejaculation is for you.
by Jacques Asse October 21, 2009
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Cactus Fisting

Cactus Fisting is the act of using prickly pear cacti to shove up your enemies asses.
The next time we're in Wyoming we're gonna be cactus fisting Cheney.
by Jacques Asse June 11, 2009
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pubish

Michael Phelps has a pubish head.
by Jacques Asse February 09, 2009
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