Jacques Asse's definitions

cunnilatio

The process of sucking a clitoris so hard that it resembles a penis afterward.

Jacques Asse performed cunnilatio on his wife.

by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009

Goat Busters

Goat Busters are an assortment of Southern white Anglo-americans who chew tabacky and rape/sodomize goats across the landscape.

Phred: WTF HAPPENED here? It looks like the livestock got hit by a tornado!!! Who ya gonna call?

Jo'moquan: Goat Busters!

I ain't fraid a no goats.....

by Jacques Asse August 5, 2009

sexicide

Sexicide refers to the process by which young nymphmaniac sluts intentionally kill old senile rich guys by fucking them to death.

Anna killed Bob by terminal sexicide.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

Porcomite

A porcomite is a pig-fucker, someone who hurries home after school and is in much too much of a rush to get out back, behind the sows.

Todd, well known amongst his contemporaries as an habitual porcomite, was rather vexed and surprised when Phred and Jacques played the video footage at school.

by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009

goatfuck

The process of victimizing a deserving enemy who shafted you in some way. Should be disproportionate in revenge severity.

Jacques Asse goatfucked Phred by riveting his cars doors shut in response to a verbal slight.

by Jacques Asse February 2, 2009

vanillingus

Vanillingus refers to the act of adding copious amounts of vanilla to cunnilingus.

When the smell was too fishy or foul, ole Phred just pulled the vanillingus to freshen things up.

by Jacques Asse April 28, 2009

vadge goggles

Vadge goggles are special safety eyewear worn to prevent explosive vaginal fluids from blinding the male during cunnilingus or vanillingus.

Jacques generally wears vadge goggles when he goes down, down, down, down.

by Jacques Asse April 28, 2009