FBPA

Future Black People of America.

Jacques joined the FBPA.

by Jacques Asse April 02, 2009

Paris Hilton nipples

Paris Hilton nipples are odd, small, circular disposable tit nipples that are often sold in packs of 10 on eBay.

Jill wanted some new nipz, and saw the Paris Hilton nipples on eBay so she bought them.

by Jacques Asse May 27, 2009

teh stoopid

teh stoopid is the condition of being female and genetically incapable of standard formal logic.

teh stoopid: how thuggas and ePimps and other dipshits get American chicks into bed.

by Jacques Asse August 21, 2009

phantom buttfucker

A man dressed in a sheet, pretending to be a ghost, with his penis protruding from the sheet, looking for random women to stealth sodomize.

"Sally, walking home from the library, stopped by the coffee shop, and was assaulted (quite well) in the alley by the local phantom buttfucker."

by Jacques Asse October 15, 2008

Riguido

A Riguido refers to an inbred Guido, and Italian man that is his own brother and uncle.

Guido looked at his family tree and discovered that he is actually Riguido.

by Jacques Asse April 07, 2009

Han job

A Han job is a small Chinese assassin who sneaks through cracks in the wall.

Better watch it or they'll give a Han job!

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

RVJ

RVJ, or Reginald vel Johnson, is a peculiar specimen of Homo thespianensis africanus (African Acting Man), who first evolved in 1986, in Paul Hogan's 'Crocodile Dundee'.

A very fat, filthy, ageless animal.

RVJ will often go for weeks at a time without sleep, using a microscope to search for filth and shame, rolling around in misery and gluttony like a massive porker. Blackass swine....

by Jacques Asse July 29, 2009