galasshole

A glasshole is a galactic asshole, also known as A Great Asshole in the Sky.

George W, the dipshit, galasshole of the century.

by Jacques Asse February 17, 2009

perpfisting

Perpfisting is practically the most revolting form of fisting possible.

You take a perp, roll him in pine pitch and river gravel. You then lash him to the business end of a catapult or trebuchet, set the apparatus to fire, and then position the girl carefully spread-eagle in front of it. The perp should have at least 6 feet of rope tied to one of his legs.

When the catapult/trebuchet fires, the perp is then energetically forced into one or both of the girl's lower orifices. To get him out, you just pull the rope tied to his leg.

Perpfisting is a fine way to spend lazy gray Thursday afternoons.

by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010

jiggawho

A jiggawho is just a homeless, jobless nigger without a name.

You can throw nickels at the jiggawho down on Main Street, then he runs into the street and gathers them in a cup.

by Jacques Asse April 02, 2009

niggaroni

Niggaroni refers to the very pasta-like consistency of nigger hair.

Mo'quan finked his niggaroni bafo headin' out on da street.

by Jacques Asse May 06, 2009

corporatisting

Corporatisting = corporate fisting. The act of being dry-fisted by corporate autocracy.

Pay your bills or you'll get a corporatisting.

by Jacques Asse April 20, 2009

Holly Bendover

Holly Bendover is a lobotomized chick with a smoking hot body.

You don't even have to ask! Just spread her cheeks and stick it in her ass.

Holly Bendover: proving women with brains are like frogs with umbrellas.

by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin! is the famous battle cry of the urban Niggemon, those digital twits.

Sho mo'quan cried "Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!" at passing cars and various other disinterested third parties.

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009