Jacques Asse's definitions

perpfisting

Perpfisting is practically the most revolting form of fisting possible.

You take a perp, roll him in pine pitch and river gravel. You then lash him to the business end of a catapult or trebuchet, set the apparatus to fire, and then position the girl carefully spread-eagle in front of it. The perp should have at least 6 feet of rope tied to one of his legs.

When the catapult/trebuchet fires, the perp is then energetically forced into one or both of the girl's lower orifices. To get him out, you just pull the rope tied to his leg.

Perpfisting is a fine way to spend lazy gray Thursday afternoons.

by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010

Assfoot

Assfoot is what happens when Dad finds you masturbating while peeping through a hole in the downstairs shower, to your mom, sister, cousins, etc., anyone with ass, cunt, and tits.

Assfoot is when Dad sticks his foot up your ass for peeping tomism.

by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009

tit blaster

A tit blaster is a guy who runs around with a large knitting needle, popping augmented breasts like balloons.

Phred is an accomplished tit blaster.

by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009

fo paw

Fo paw refers to the manner in which deadass redneck hicks and other NASCAR fans refer to their fathers.

Billy Jed told Bobby Ray, "This'n here root beer is fo paw".

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

codomite

A codomite is a person who fucks fish.

Phred got busted by the cods for being a serial codomite.

by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009

Scoobs

Scoobs are scooby boobs, or saggy tits.

Marilyn had nasty old scoobs.

by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009

Jewbris

Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.

Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.

He needs a heebectomy.

by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010