Definitions by Jacques Asse

chickenfisting 

Chickenfisting is a sexual practice whereby people stick their hands up chickens' asses, then use the head and neck of the chicken to bang women.

Phred and Mo'quan usually liked to go chickenfisting when live chickens were available on Sundays at S-Mart; those boys are really good at it.

chickenfisting by Jacques Asse May 6, 2009

duckfisting 

Ducktfisting is a human sexual act that involves sticking your hand up a duck's ass, and then banging chicks with the bill, head, and neck of the duck. This is usually only problematic when the duck falls off and gets lost in particularly cavernous women.

Jacques grabbed Phred and went duckfisting last week. They duckfisted some serious sluts, and, unfortunately, lost one of their ducks.

duckfisting by Jacques Asse May 6, 2009

bradhole 

The dark, smelly place they hid Brad.

The bastards! They're everywhere, and they stuck him down the bradhole!

bradhole by Jacques Asse May 5, 2009

uma 

An uma is the black hole the other socks and underwear fall in when you can only find one in the dryer.

OMG.....I lost even more socks in the Uma....Thurman, not stirred.

uma by Jacques Asse May 5, 2009

queenis 

A queenis is a very small, almost girlish penis, that occurs when some guys have hypoglandular secretions in their metabolism. You need hormones to have a real dick.

Despite years of trying, the best Phred could manage was a small, limp queenis.

queenis by Jacques Asse May 1, 2009

vadge goggles 

Vadge goggles are special safety eyewear worn to prevent explosive vaginal fluids from blinding the male during cunnilingus or vanillingus.

Jacques generally wears vadge goggles when he goes down, down, down, down.

vadge goggles by Jacques Asse April 28, 2009

vanillingus 

Vanillingus refers to the act of adding copious amounts of vanilla to cunnilingus.

When the smell was too fishy or foul, ole Phred just pulled the vanillingus to freshen things up.

vanillingus by Jacques Asse April 28, 2009