Jacques Asse's definitions
Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.
Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.
He needs a heebectomy.
He needs a heebectomy.
by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010
Get the Jewbrismug. Sarahstan is that cold, northern frontier land, near the Yukon, from whence Sarah the Palien was belched forth upon an innocent, unsuspecting world.
A land of vampires and demons and weird, twisted freakazoid white trash, Sarahstan is a vast arctic fortress of evil.
A land of vampires and demons and weird, twisted freakazoid white trash, Sarahstan is a vast arctic fortress of evil.
Watch it, asshole, or we'll send you to Sarahstan, land of bears and Eskimos and the neverending Darkness of the Palien.
by Jacques Asse December 29, 2009
Get the Sarahstanmug. Aztecs are small food items, rather like tamales, made of maize and maize husks and gourmet butt cheese.
Sometimes at parties, you can throw Aztecs and they can be a little like darts or beanbags.
Sometimes at parties, you can throw Aztecs and they can be a little like darts or beanbags.
by Jacques Asse February 2, 2010
Get the aztecsmug. by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009
Get the typhoontangmug. A punt refers to a "pizza cunt", which happens when a woman stuffs herself with too much pepperoni and cheese and then gets in a tanning bed to make a human calzone.
by Jacques Asse April 7, 2009
Get the puntmug. An American businessman, so named for the habit of bending over backwards and inserting their crania into their anal orifices.
by Jacques Asse February 5, 2009
Get the assheadmug. Indigo Cunting is the practice of stealthily spray-painting chicks' cunts with indigo spray-paint.
It makes em fuggin wild.
It makes em fuggin wild.
by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009
Get the Indigo Cuntingmug.