Jacques Asse's definitions

assopolis

A locale defined largely by the indigenous practice of heterosexual sodomy.

Jack visited another assopolis last week during his trip.

by Jacques Asse January 29, 2009

vaginal wedge

A vaginal wedge refers to a device used to pry open a stubborn cunt.

When Sally got moody the other day, Ted had to break out the vaginal wedge to get things going.

by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009

Jew Heberman

Jew Heberman is the cartoonish facsimile of Joe LIEberman that has haunted the Democratic Party since 2006.

Jew Heberman is no Democrat.

by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

Indigo Cunting

Indigo Cunting is the practice of stealthily spray-painting chicks' cunts with indigo spray-paint.

It makes em fuggin wild.

Yep. We're goin indigo cunting this weekend. And we are really painting the town blue.

by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009

Welcome to the Bunghole

Welcome to the Bunghole is a very famous song by Buns N Hoses about anal fucking.

Lyrical excerpt:

Welcome to the bunghole
We've got fun 'n' lube
We got everything you screwed
Honey, we got yer noobs
We are the people that can pine
Whenever you may bleed
If you got the butthole baby
We got time to please

CHORUS:

In the bunghole
Welcome to the bugnhole
Watch it bring you to your
sha na na na na na na na
knees, knees
I wanna watch your asshole bleed

Welcome to the bunghole
You take it inch by inch
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
Who’s always on your knees
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In the bunghole
Welcome to the bunghole
Feel my, my, my diggler extreme
I, I wanna hear you scream

by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009

teh stoopid

teh stoopid is the condition of being female and genetically incapable of standard formal logic.

teh stoopid: how thuggas and ePimps and other dipshits get American chicks into bed.

by Jacques Asse August 21, 2009

revenge fisting

Revenge fisting is when you get your cheatin' ho girlfriend drunk, and when she is all hot and sticky, you shove your fist in her snatch.

You don't tell her beforehand that you've taped your hand and covered it with glue and sand.

She did WHAT? with WHOM?

Tonight, I am revenge fisting the cheap slut.

by Jacques Asse December 1, 2009