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Jewbris

Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.
Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.

He needs a heebectomy.
by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010
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Paris Hilton nipples

Paris Hilton nipples are odd, small, circular disposable tit nipples that are often sold in packs of 10 on eBay.
Jill wanted some new nipz, and saw the Paris Hilton nipples on eBay so she bought them.
by Jacques Asse June 1, 2009
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Anal Alice

Anal Alice is a girl who loves to take fist up her asshole, often going for days at a time without food. She has a vacuum-like anus that sucks everything in.
Run! Here comes Anal Alice; last time she was here we had to get a new house!
by Jacques Asse May 21, 2009
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penocchio

A penis that shrinks whenever its owner lies to a woman.
Jon's penocchio startled Jess when it continually kept shrinking.
by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009
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austritch

An austritch is just an Australian bitch, like flat-ass Miranda Kerr or the hapless Naomi Watts, or the ruined and brain-damaged Nicole Kidman.
Miranda Kerr is an austritch.

She should be flogged.
by jacques asse August 16, 2010
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Homey Jones

Homey Jones refers to a famous urbanister, perhaps the most famous, who rapped so furiously he disappeared into a temporal crack in the fabric of the universe.
Nobody ass-rapped like Homey Jones.
by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009
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Goasting

Goasting = goat + fisting, or goat fisting. The process whereby one powerfists a goat, and then carries it around on their arm for several days, flapping one's arms like a large bird, saying "baw, baw, baw" with eyes crossed is goasting.

Women can also be involved in the late stages as the goat falls off the arm, which can then be used to cunt punch.
Goasting: it's what's for dinner.
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
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