Jacques Asse's definitions
Crabassing is when a woman just absolutely will not STFU.
Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.
Crabassing can be used in court to explain many homicides.
by Jacques Asse June 17, 2009

by Jacques Asse April 7, 2009

Last time we went to 7-11, Donkeyhotey was sitting on his wreck of a horse, drinking Colt .45 and raving about earmites or something.
by Jacques Asse June 12, 2009

Heebing is the process of charging interest on anything lent.
If you let a friend borrow a movie, you charge him interest.
If you let your girlfriend borrow some money, you charge her interest.
Etc.
The collection of interest due takes many forms; sex, drugs, rock n roll, none of which were invented by Heebs, just privatized by them.
If you let a friend borrow a movie, you charge him interest.
If you let your girlfriend borrow some money, you charge her interest.
Etc.
The collection of interest due takes many forms; sex, drugs, rock n roll, none of which were invented by Heebs, just privatized by them.
Prostitution was invented back in the Old Days when Jews (Heebs) figured out how to charge interest for sex.
This is known as Heebing.
This is known as Heebing.
by Jacques Asse March 19, 2010

by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009

A Jackrabbitpunch is when a guy named Jack walks up and swats you with a rabbit. He holds the rabbit by its ears (or by its horns if the rabbit is also a rabbi).
This is sometimes accompanied by his shaking you roughly while screaming "Who taught you how to LIVE like that you asshole?" at the top of his lungs, over and over and over and over and over again.
This is sometimes accompanied by his shaking you roughly while screaming "Who taught you how to LIVE like that you asshole?" at the top of his lungs, over and over and over and over and over again.
Shit.....see that bag he's carrying? Ten dollars says he comes over here and tries to Jackrabbit punch me.
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009

by Jacques Asse May 5, 2009
