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Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.
Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.
He needs a heebectomy.
He needs a heebectomy.
by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010
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by Jacques Asse June 1, 2009
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by Jacques Asse May 21, 2009
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Get the penocchio mug.An austritch is just an Australian bitch, like flat-ass Miranda Kerr or the hapless Naomi Watts, or the ruined and brain-damaged Nicole Kidman.
by jacques asse August 16, 2010
Get the austritch mug.Homey Jones refers to a famous urbanister, perhaps the most famous, who rapped so furiously he disappeared into a temporal crack in the fabric of the universe.
by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009
Get the Homey Jones mug.Goasting = goat + fisting, or goat fisting. The process whereby one powerfists a goat, and then carries it around on their arm for several days, flapping one's arms like a large bird, saying "baw, baw, baw" with eyes crossed is goasting.
Women can also be involved in the late stages as the goat falls off the arm, which can then be used to cunt punch.
Women can also be involved in the late stages as the goat falls off the arm, which can then be used to cunt punch.
Goasting: it's what's for dinner.
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
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