The Crime President is PreZ Blackass, Barack Jewbama Joebama Obamama.
He is basically a titanic Jew with hair glued all over his face.
He is basically a titanic Jew with hair glued all over his face.
Blackass is the world's first Crime President, elected by honest, law-abiding Murkans, to lie them to sleep every night with colossal lies about Sugarcandy Mountain, the great future paradise behind the clouds.
Blackass grins when he tells this lie.
Blackass grins when he tells this lie.
by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010
Get the Crime Presidentmug. Perranporth is a waste of oxygen.
by Jacques Asse June 26, 2009
Get the Perranporthmug. by Jacques Asse April 23, 2009
Get the Shartacusmug. Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.
Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.
He needs a heebectomy.
He needs a heebectomy.
by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010
Get the Jewbrismug. Lyrical excerpt:
Welcome to the bunghole
We've got fun 'n' lube
We got everything you screwed
Honey, we got yer noobs
We are the people that can pine
Whenever you may bleed
If you got the butthole baby
We got time to please
CHORUS:
In the bunghole
Welcome to the bugnhole
Watch it bring you to your
sha na na na na na na na
knees, knees
I wanna watch your asshole bleed
Welcome to the bunghole
You take it inch by inch
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
Who’s always on your knees
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In the bunghole
Welcome to the bunghole
Feel my, my, my diggler extreme
I, I wanna hear you scream
Welcome to the bunghole
We've got fun 'n' lube
We got everything you screwed
Honey, we got yer noobs
We are the people that can pine
Whenever you may bleed
If you got the butthole baby
We got time to please
CHORUS:
In the bunghole
Welcome to the bugnhole
Watch it bring you to your
sha na na na na na na na
knees, knees
I wanna watch your asshole bleed
Welcome to the bunghole
You take it inch by inch
If you want it you're gonna bleed
But it's the price you pay
And you're a very sexy girl
Who’s always on your knees
You can taste the bright lights
But you won't get them for free
In the bunghole
Welcome to the bunghole
Feel my, my, my diggler extreme
I, I wanna hear you scream
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
Get the Welcome to the Bungholemug. Mikah was enjoying her sluthood the other day, sucking her own boobs and finger fucking herself in the ass.
by Jacques Asse April 21, 2009
Get the sluthoodmug. Claire is the most beautiful thing we've ever seen.
Claire is like a fresh spring rain after hot sex.
Claire is the Grammar Goddess.
Claire is like a fresh spring rain after hot sex.
Claire is the Grammar Goddess.
by Jacques Asse May 27, 2009
Get the Clairemug.