Assfoot

Assfoot is what happens when Dad finds you masturbating while peeping through a hole in the downstairs shower, to your mom, sister, cousins, etc., anyone with ass, cunt, and tits.
Assfoot is when Dad sticks his foot up your ass for peeping tomism.
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
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asshead

An American businessman, so named for the habit of bending over backwards and inserting their crania into their anal orifices.
Once Jack was promoted he got to be a true asshead, even though he already knew the moves.
by Jacques Asse February 05, 2009
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cunnilatio

The process of sucking a clitoris so hard that it resembles a penis afterward.
Jacques Asse performed cunnilatio on his wife.
by Jacques Asse February 03, 2009
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Shove it up your egg mcmuffin! is the famous battle cry of the urban Niggemon, those digital twits.
Sho mo'quan cried "Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!" at passing cars and various other disinterested third parties.

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Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!

Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009
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Homey Jones

Homey Jones refers to a famous urbanister, perhaps the most famous, who rapped so furiously he disappeared into a temporal crack in the fabric of the universe.
Nobody ass-rapped like Homey Jones.
by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009
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Bagielo

A Bagielo is a misunderstood idiot, someone lacking any sense of humor who nonetheless tries to post UD entries. A Bagielo will often verbally assault you for no reason at all, pretending he has moderator or administrative powers, when the only power he has consists in shoving plastic objects up his ass.
Bagielo will try to insult you, and likely bloody himself up in the process.
by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
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Emolysis

Emolysis is the act of beating the living shit out of emo males, who have more female genes than male ones.
Jacques drop-kicked Trent in a fine display of emolysis.
by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009
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