Assfoot is what happens when Dad finds you masturbating while peeping through a hole in the downstairs shower, to your mom, sister, cousins, etc., anyone with ass, cunt, and tits.
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
An American businessman, so named for the habit of bending over backwards and inserting their crania into their anal orifices.
by Jacques Asse February 05, 2009
by Jacques Asse February 03, 2009
Sho mo'quan cried "Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!" at passing cars and various other disinterested third parties.
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
Shove it up your egg mcmuffin!
by Jacques Asse June 18, 2009
Homey Jones refers to a famous urbanister, perhaps the most famous, who rapped so furiously he disappeared into a temporal crack in the fabric of the universe.
Nobody ass-rapped like Homey Jones.
by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009
A Bagielo is a misunderstood idiot, someone lacking any sense of humor who nonetheless tries to post UD entries. A Bagielo will often verbally assault you for no reason at all, pretending he has moderator or administrative powers, when the only power he has consists in shoving plastic objects up his ass.
by Jacques Asse June 16, 2009
Emolysis is the act of beating the living shit out of emo males, who have more female genes than male ones.
by Jacques Asse April 22, 2009