Jacques Asse's definitions
Paris Hilton nipples are odd, small, circular disposable tit nipples that are often sold in packs of 10 on eBay.
by Jacques Asse June 1, 2009

A jewcicle is a frozen Hasid that you can use to amaze your friends, stop traffic, save your place in queues, and just generally to piss off everyone else.
by Jacques Asse December 28, 2009

Homey Jones refers to a famous urbanister, perhaps the most famous, who rapped so furiously he disappeared into a temporal crack in the fabric of the universe.
by Jacques Asse February 10, 2009

Goasting = goat + fisting, or goat fisting. The process whereby one powerfists a goat, and then carries it around on their arm for several days, flapping one's arms like a large bird, saying "baw, baw, baw" with eyes crossed is goasting.
Women can also be involved in the late stages as the goat falls off the arm, which can then be used to cunt punch.
Women can also be involved in the late stages as the goat falls off the arm, which can then be used to cunt punch.
Goasting: it's what's for dinner.
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009

Jewbris is Jewish hubris. A condition of Jewish "pride" despite the fact that Jews are the most despised race ever belched forth upon Planet Earth.
Heeb Goldrubyberg's ridiculous self-adoration and intense pride in the small, dusty cuntry of Israel indicate the extent of his jewbris.
He needs a heebectomy.
He needs a heebectomy.
by Jacques Asse January 5, 2010

An austritch is just an Australian bitch, like flat-ass Miranda Kerr or the hapless Naomi Watts, or the ruined and brain-damaged Nicole Kidman.
by jacques asse August 16, 2010

by Jacques Asse February 3, 2009
