Jacques Asse's definitions
Dirk's Diggler is a small Jewish penis that leaves its owner at night, roaming the landscape, moaning and screaming like a little piglet.
Phred and me were walking home across the Moors, and we were suddenly confronted by Dirk's Diggler, who started screaming at us in a shrill voice full of gloom and whiskey. We ran.
by Jacques Asse June 25, 2009
Get the Dirk's Digglermug. Bloom Moisture Cult is the alternate-universe version of Blue Oyster Cult, a hideous stoner band from the 1970s.
by Jacques Asse January 19, 2010
Get the Bloom Moisture Cultmug. 
The Breastival is the never-ending show of awesome titties and juggies and breasties all over the world.
by Jacques Asse June 11, 2009
Get the Breastivalmug. Asshole Lessons are special preparatory courses given to douche bags.
Your boss had the whole lot of them.
Your boss had the whole lot of them.
Jesus, you flippin' ballsacker, what? Have you been taking ASSHOLE LESSONS?
You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.
You're, like. the World Champion of sphincters.
by Jacques Asse October 16, 2009
Get the Asshole Lessonsmug. The process of vomiting.
by Jacques Asse June 2, 2009
Get the Up the Rabbit Holemug. by Jacques Asse June 9, 2009
Get the Jewholemug.