The Southern Belle in the ballroom captivated every gentlemen and Belle just couldn't stand the advances of Gaston so succumbed to the innocence of the Beast.
by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

Hitman Agent 47 surrendered in his latest mission when he was apprehended by two evil henchmen and duly surrendered to his desire for his handler Diana Burnwood.
by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

The ship's manifest had 40 rifles, 5,000 rounds of ammo, 100 oranges, 200 gallons of water, and 50 pounds of salted venison. Manifest Destiny was what settlers believed was there right to land ownership in concert with removal of natives from their homeland. Communist Manifesto is by a socialist named Karl Marx.
by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

I wish to summon and conjure the spirit of my forgotten father and to conjure an algorithm that will send me to Pluto.
by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

There is a monster that is lying underneath my bed and after I was injected by my sister to make me superhuman I fought the monster that is The Rock in the movie Doom.
by Jacobistan February 26, 2019
