Jacobistan's definitions

Godfather

an Italian older gentlemen who is the ruler of his mob. A type of pizza company.

The Godfather Don Corleone was shot near a grocery and should have instead picked up some Godfather pizza at the local pizza parlor.

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

Elusive

a girl who leads you on but who will never give it up.

Brittany whose name is as beautiful as her face is as elusive as can be.

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

Crimson Tide

In reference to the NCAA D-1 team in Tuscaloosa as well as Denzel Washington's insubordination in a submarine.

The Alabama Crimson Tide were upset against Clemson in the latest football title game but not as upset as was Gene Hackman was in regards to Denzel in the movie Crimson Tide.

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

Belle

the draw of the ballroom or the leading lady in Beauty and the Beast.

The Southern Belle in the ballroom captivated every gentlemen and Belle just couldn't stand the advances of Gaston so succumbed to the innocence of the Beast.

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

manifest

A ship's catalog of items and to summon within oneself.

The ship's manifest had 40 rifles, 5,000 rounds of ammo, 100 oranges, 200 gallons of water, and 50 pounds of salted venison. Manifest Destiny was what settlers believed was there right to land ownership in concert with removal of natives from their homeland. Communist Manifesto is by a socialist named Karl Marx.

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

Donald Duck

A president who quacks and who is a quack.

Donald Duck is currently in Vietnam touting diplomacy to the natives.

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019

Conjure

to bring about or to convene against

I wish to summon and conjure the spirit of my forgotten father and to conjure an algorithm that will send me to Pluto.

by Jacobistan February 26, 2019