99 definition by Jacob

1. Skilled former Guardian of the city of Tal'beth. Wields a bokken augmented with his own awakened chi. One of the most skilled swordsmen in the multiverse. Currently residing in the nexus of the multiverse known as the Mazeworks completing missions for the Keeper. 2. Denizen of various message boards who tends to rant endlessly if given the chance. Tries to make himself appear more intelligent by using a highly expanded vocabulary and cunning word usage.
1. Feighlogh could kick Shan Lung's ass.
2. After Feighlogh says something, there isnt much left to say.
by Jacob January 09, 2005

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"Stud-hoss" is, loosely, a spin of hoss. It's also a mocking of the colloquial pronunciation of "stud horse" by a redneck. A stud horse is, of course, a horse whose sole purpose in life is to breed. You should only say this about yourself, though.
"How can she say no? I'm a complete stud-hoss!"
by Jacob December 04, 2004

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A position of oral sex known fluently by the homosexual community.
Kyle and Randy tried the Ksalvador last night and enjoyed it to a great extent.
by Jacob October 27, 2004

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Another funny phone call
Haywud Please?
- Haywud Who?
Haywud JaBlowme
by Jacob January 13, 2004

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A NARDCORE band from OXNARD!!!
oxnard hardccore
by jacob December 12, 2003

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To kill someone in a way that their corpse looks gruesome, as if on a cannibal corpse album cover.
I morbidized that pedestrioan when I hit him driving 100 mph in my hummer.
by Jacob August 05, 2003

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1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.
1. My mom did drugs when she was pregnant and now I'm a certofoed.

2. You're such a certofoed
by Jacob December 17, 2004

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