Jacob's definitions

dumple

a mascot that might have been dumplings but the creators were really hungry and tired and all they could come up with Dumples.

Crazy Go Nuts University's mascot is the Jolly Dumple.

by Jacob September 3, 2004

hackneyed

Something that is cliche or trite

Napoleon Dynamite references are incredibly hackneyed

by Jacob January 6, 2005

Certofoed

1. A foolish or stupid person.
2. A person of profound mental retardation having a mental age below three years and generally being unable to learn connected speech or guard against common dangers. The term belongs to a classification system no longer in use and is now considered offensive.

1. My mom did drugs when she was pregnant and now I'm a certofoed.

2. You're such a certofoed

by Jacob December 17, 2004

Lok

a very hot bboy, 13, young HOTTTTTTTT and strongggg

intellgent, mixed with emotions, loves diana. hehehehehe

by Jacob March 12, 2005

bla

blah: nothing much going on, boring, stagnant, dull, indecisive

this is a blah day.

by Jacob May 20, 2004

turkey noodles

1. A bowl of noodle soup with turkey in it.

2. A psychotic expression when a person feels like he'll go insane for a certain reason.

1. I had some turkey noodles for lunch and I wish I haven't.

2. Kyle ran about the room screaming "TURKEY NOODLES! TURKEY NOODLES! BORT! BORT!" because his dog was barking like mad.

by Jacob January 7, 2003

Horrible band

See Simple Plan Good charlotte U2.

Those Bands really suck.

by Jacob January 30, 2005