Definitions by Jackie-F

rapanol 

Name given to the date-rape knock-out drug Rohypnol, suitable because it lets you know exactly what it's used for. Pronounced 'rape-a-noll'

There's some dodgy looking guys in this place, mind your drink, you don't want to end up with rapanol in there

rapanol by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

proud 

To have an erection. ie. Standing tall and proud

She was feeling her boobs in front of us at one point. Made me pretty proud.

proud by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

laggo 

UK. To be seriously drunk. Comes from lagging, or lagged up, as in to have drunk lots and lots of lager.

What d'you get up to last night then?
Don't even remember mate, I was proper laggo

laggo by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

blattered 

UK. To be very very drunk. With our culture of binge drinking becoming more and more prevalent in recent years a whole new bunch of words are coming out to decribe being completely off your face on a Friday or Saturday night out. This one is a combination of the common words for being drunk battered and bladdered.

Oh no. Just remember what I was doing last night. Think I had my cock out at one point! Waving it in girls faces! F***, I must have been blattered.

blattered by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

deceptacon 

UK. A woman who appears attractive but is actually ugly. Can be found in a number of situations or for a variety of reasons. Clever use of make-up. Drunkenness in the eye of the beholder. Darkness in a club. Nice from afar but far from nice. If you've only seen a very well taken photo. Looks good but has an awful voice/mind/personality. Anything that might deceive you into thinking she's buff but she aint. Comes from Transformers - robots in disguise.

Be careful, I'd say there's about 85% chance she's a deceptacon.

deceptacon by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

mid-weeky 

The kind of nasty feeling you get on a Wednesday morning at work. When you're moody with your colleagues and moody in general

What the hell is wrong with him? I was only saying hello.
I think he's feeling a bit mid-weeky

mid-weeky by Jackie-F December 28, 2005

bust 

To pull a member of the opposite sex.

Did you bust her?
So hard I've got a blister on my cock!

I haven't busted in months, my balls are aching and I'm on the verge of freak-out. The pages of my jazz-mags are stuck together, there's no use left in them!

bust by Jackie-F October 2, 2005