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muntcore

A hideously ugly person. When normal words such as 'munted' just aren't strong enough to describe such a grotesque appearance
Go for it, she's all over you.
Naa, she's butters (ugly).
You don't look at the mantlepiece when you're stoking the fire.
What are you on? She's full-on muntcore. No way am I getting with that
by Jackie-F September 24, 2005
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attackmode

When, under the influence of alcohol, a person thinks it's funny to irritate and annoy another person by hitting them, pushing them, etc. Attackmode can escalate into mindless vandalism and is usually associated with fits of laughter, stumbling and slurred speech
Argh! He's driving me nuts
Yeah, he's on full-on attackmode at this stage
by Jackie-F September 24, 2005
mugGet the attackmodemug.

funk

Weed. Ryming slang for skunk. Also see 'punk' and 'monk'
I got some reem funk, come over for a blaze
by Jackie-F September 24, 2005
mugGet the funkmug.

screw

London definition. To be angry. Verb - to screw. Adjective - screwing.
What you screwing for?
Just get the fuck out of my face yeah?
by Jackie-F September 24, 2005
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fun and games

Ultra-pathetic and corporate way to tell someone you have lots of work to do, used in UK offices. If you notice yourself using this phrase then you need a change of job, lifestyle, haircut and sexuality
How you doin'?
Oh, I'm really busy at the moment. It's all fun and games...!
by Jackie-F December 28, 2005
mugGet the fun and gamesmug.

laggo

UK. To be seriously drunk. Comes from lagging, or lagged up, as in to have drunk lots and lots of lager.
What d'you get up to last night then?
Don't even remember mate, I was proper laggo
by Jackie-F December 28, 2005
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deceptacon

UK. A woman who appears attractive but is actually ugly. Can be found in a number of situations or for a variety of reasons. Clever use of make-up. Drunkenness in the eye of the beholder. Darkness in a club. Nice from afar but far from nice. If you've only seen a very well taken photo. Looks good but has an awful voice/mind/personality. Anything that might deceive you into thinking she's buff but she aint. Comes from Transformers - robots in disguise.
Be careful, I'd say there's about 85% chance she's a deceptacon.
by Jackie-F December 28, 2005
mugGet the deceptaconmug.

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