Jackie-F's definitions

lickup

To be mashed. Stoned. Blackup. Red. Lean. Buzzing. Under the relaxing effect of marajuana.

Boy, this green is killer, I'm lickup

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

attackmode

When, under the influence of alcohol, a person thinks it's funny to irritate and annoy another person by hitting them, pushing them, etc. Attackmode can escalate into mindless vandalism and is usually associated with fits of laughter, stumbling and slurred speech

Argh! He's driving me nuts
Yeah, he's on full-on attackmode at this stage

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

jimjam

A boner. An erection in general, but not usually fully-extended. A semi

We were kissing but it got really awkward, I had a massive jimjam on

by Jackie-F September 23, 2005

gudgeon

A small undeveloped penis, looks prepubescent but found on a man who has reached sexual maturity. Named after the small bottom-feeding fish found in rivers and lakes in Western Europe

After his pants came down I had to do a double-take, there was nothing there but a gudgeon!

by Jackie-F September 24, 2005

tickun

A good looking girl or bloke. As in a tick one, tick person

Check her out, she's a proper tickun!

by Jackie-F September 26, 2005

wholegrain baps

Bosoms of inordinately large proportions.

So were they as big as you thought?

Wholegrain baps! Biggest things I've ever seen!

by Jackie-F September 28, 2005

Don't give it

UK. Menacing way of telling someone not to be rude. Suggests that if the person you're telling says one more rude thing you'll hit them.

Don't give it you prick. I'll fuckin batter you

by Jackie-F December 28, 2005