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Lint

To call for something to be played again during a game (esp. tennis). Usually said repeatedly and excitedly until someone gets slapped.
Wimbledon Umpire: Lint!
Guy: Did that guy just say Net... or Lint.
Guy 2: Net, ovbiously!
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
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Clone Rock

The Music played by any American rock or Nu Metal band adept in the art of guitar distortion, power chords and repetitive meaningless lyrics. It doesn't matter if the music is Emo or upbeat, it's basically the same.

Any band considered a product of the great Clone Wars of the 00's. Examples of these oldschool Clone Rock bands include Linkin Park, Alien Ant Farm and Blink 182... bands so alike it would be difficult to pick one from the others in a line-up.
Guy: Is this My Chemical Romance or Funeral for a Friend?
Guy 2: I thought we were listenig to Bullet for my Valentine!
Guy 3: Oh, for a second there I thought Fallout Boy had gone all dark.

Guy: Is it my imagination or has this band been playing the same song for the past 45 mins.
Guy 2: No, this is Clone Rock, there are subtle differences.
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
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"The" Bands

Bands whose names typically begin with the word "The".

"The" Bands all play the same brand of Faux Arthouse pretso garbage, tending to look and sound almost identical to each other to the point where they are indistinguishable from one another when heard on the radio. Despite this, "The" bands enjoy almost unwavering popularity on both sides of the pond.

Examples of "The" Bands include:
The Magic Numbers
The Zutons
The Thrills
The Strokes
The Kooks
The Feeling
If I great plague was to suddenly wipe all trace of "The" Bands from this planet, I wouldn't miss a wink of sleep.
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
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Nausicated

Being sickened by the amount of visual schmaltz prevalent in Studio Ghibli Animes.
Can be extended to refer to a feeling of nausia brought on by watching anime in general.
I felt somewhat Nausicated after seeing the Disney version of Castle in the Sky.
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
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Key Change

An emotional crescendo in a situation. The point at which everything seems to kick off.
Angry Guy: Whadaya mean you've been seeing someone else!
Casual Observer Guy: Oh shit, here comes the Key Change.
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
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Arsefy

Pronounced: Arse-if-eye.
1. To totally screw something up, specifically by doing something irrisponsible.

2. To ruin a movie, TV show or book by acting in a totally over-dramatic or camera-false manner. Happens an awful lot in American Mainstream.
1. All I was trying to do was finish my homework but you had to go and Arsefy it by drawing a massive penis across the page in indellible marker.

2. Some of the shows on TV have potential, but there is always one character who Arsefys it by talking in sound bytes.
by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006
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Byproxy

Someone whom people consider funny because of material regularly stolen from TV shows or books. Most byproxies will have a favourite source that they will constantly reference.
Byproxy: "Us peeps are pretty tight here on the Westside."
Guy: Yeah, dude you're so funny.
Byproxy: "Respect my authorit-ii!"
by Jackelrayn November 1, 2006
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