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Definitions by Jackelrayn

To call for something to be played again during a game (esp. tennis). Usually said repeatedly and excitedly until someone gets slapped.
Wimbledon Umpire: Lint!
Guy: Did that guy just say Net... or Lint.
Guy 2: Net, ovbiously!
Lint by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

Rubber Glovin' 

The act of fingering ones own anus. Used predominantly as an insult. Rubber Glovin' is taboo in most Western civilisations.
Guy: That Guy sure walks funny, he must have been up Rubber Glovin' all night.
Guy 2: SNAP!
Rubber Glovin' by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

Key Change 

An emotional crescendo in a situation. The point at which everything seems to kick off.
Angry Guy: Whadaya mean you've been seeing someone else!
Casual Observer Guy: Oh shit, here comes the Key Change.
Key Change by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

"The" Bands 

Bands whose names typically begin with the word "The".

"The" Bands all play the same brand of Faux Arthouse pretso garbage, tending to look and sound almost identical to each other to the point where they are indistinguishable from one another when heard on the radio. Despite this, "The" bands enjoy almost unwavering popularity on both sides of the pond.

Examples of "The" Bands include:
The Magic Numbers
The Zutons
The Thrills
The Strokes
The Kooks
The Feeling
If I great plague was to suddenly wipe all trace of "The" Bands from this planet, I wouldn't miss a wink of sleep.
"The" Bands by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

Tetris Music 

Music that is created to fill a niche in the market. Named in reference to the great Gameboy Classic, Tetris.
Avril Lavigne is the queen of Tetris Music!
Tetris Music by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

Magnolia 

Boring or uninspiring. See Beige
This movie is a little too Magnolia for my liking, I'm asking for my money back.
Magnolia by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006

how's the form 

A varient of "How's it going" or the American "How's it hanging". Used quite a bit in the south of Ireland, especially in Cork.
Cork Feen: Here Bai, how's the form?
Cork Bai: Ah you know, sure I'm da berries since I got that massive tumour removed.
Cork Feen: ....daecent, daecent.

Translation:
Cork Male: Hey Man, how's it going?
Cork Male 2: Well, I've been great since I got that massive tumour removed.
Cork Male:....good, good.
how's the form by Jackelrayn June 27, 2006