Definitions by Jackelope

clock cum 

When a male nuts 12 times in a girls ass then proceeds to put a funnel to her ass then eats the nut and eating her ass and pussy

Jack and Layla did a clock cum at night

clock cum by Jackelope April 12, 2021

crabbygal 

A freaky whore who is obsessed with hermit crabs, is in love with a fat ass geek named Thunderangek, and uses word combos involving the gayest words on earth,example-dickcheese and n00bser(n00b & loser). Also says things that don't even hurt.

1.the crabbygal thinks about McDonalds this way: Hamburger:DO NOT EAT. Coke: BEER. Fries:POISON.

crabbygal by Jackelope July 16, 2008

originasticate 

Somebody that puts off something that needs to be done with an excuse that is obvious.

Jack - Dude I totally didn't do my homework last night.
John - It is due tomorrow dude.
Jack - Yeah, I had to take my girldfriend's grandpa's friend's cousin's step-sister's dog for a walk. It took at least 3 hours, so I didn't have time. I'll do it when I have a chance.
John - Haha, dude that is so an originasticate.
Jack - Shut the hell up. It happened. Douche.

originasticate by Jackelope January 13, 2007

dunkeled

Somebody who did something stupid (like have sex with a large girl) while under the influence of the dunkel (an amazing beer).

Jack - Did you sleep with Mary last night, you brought her home?
Kevin - Yeah, I don't know what I was thinking.
Jack - You got totally dunkeled.
Kevin - Three liters of dunkel was a bad idea.

dunkeled by Jackelope January 13, 2007

frustrating 

Something you do that will get the person you are doing it to extremely frustrated. <See Beerfest.> Popo will show you the way.

Jim - Stop that shit, it is totally frustrating.
Jack - Its frustrating...Frustrating, Its so frustrating, frustrating, its frustrating, frustrating.

*Jack gets punched in the face by Jim*

frustrating by Jackelope January 13, 2007

sympathetic 

A feeling that is felt for those who have slept with somebody who is way below their level.

I'm so sympathetic that you slept with Jane. She weighs like 250 and is 5'6. You drank way too much dunkel dude. In fact you were dunkeled.

sympathetic by Jackelope January 13, 2007