Scabies

Perceived skin infestation that may present in lieu of the usual bugs that crawl under the skin of methamphetamine-addicted people.
"Dude, let's smoke some meth and jerk off."
"No way mister; I am sick of having scabies."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper May 09, 2023
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Dark Horse Trilogy

Noun. Named for the ceremonial induction of a first-time felon into the world of being a convict, or ex-convict.
"Bro, my first time getting arrested I was 19 and ended up doing 4-and-a-half years in prison for Manslaughter."
Smiles "Oh hell yeah. Welcome to the Dark Horse Trilogy brother."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
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Homo Gaypien

A modern-day homo sapien (i.e., a human) that loves to suck cock.
"Dude, I love to suck dick. What is wrong with me?"
"Nothing bro. You're just not one of us, that's all. You're a homo GAYpien. Haha! Faggot Maggot "
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper August 25, 2023
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Rapo-Chomo-Homo

A combination of a rapist, a child molester, and a faggot. Distinguished from Steve Miller Band's "The Joker". Instead of
"Im a joker, Im a smoker, Im a midnight toker"
A rapo-chomo-homo gets this version as a form of mockery and display of hatred toward these pieces of shit.

"Im a rapo, Im a chomo, and Ive been known to be a homo!"
"Hey Jesse, did you see that fucking joker that just came in here a minute ago?"
"No, bro. That was a rapo-chomo-homo. Why else would he name his kid Blanket?"
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper August 25, 2023
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Humpty Stumpty

Noun. Refers to an amputee with serious anger problems, to the point where their presence causes everybody around them to not have a good time and lose their buzz.
Man with no legs sits in wheelchair, angry: I fucking hate this place. Fuck all of you motherfuckers.
Nearby bystander, listening to the amputee bitch and bitch and can't take it anymore: Shut the fuck up, Humpty-Stumpty. Maybe you just got off on the wrong, uh, "foot." Maybe you have a, ya know, "leg up" on the competition. You look like you're a bit, uh, "stumped." Wow, I really put my, uh, foot in my mouth there. Sometimes you just have to take things one, um, ya know, "step" at a time. Stop being such a fucking buzzkill before I tip over your wheelchair and light your bitch ass on fire. Okay, Humpty Stumpty?
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
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Bullfrogging

Verb. Describes the act of 2 males rubbing their testicles together, showcasing how super gay they are.
"Dude, did you see Brett and Frank rubbing their ballsacks together? I can't believe those homos were bullfrogging."
"Yeah, that faggot shit was disturbing. Bullfrogging and gay missionary are the worst."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 22, 2024
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Coral Queef

Noun. Describes the ecosystem that females create when they let out a queef while in a swimming pool.
"I'm so excited for prom night I almost queefed!"
"Gross, Queef Latifah. Stay away from the pool. We don't need you turning that pool into a Coral Queef."
by Jack-the-stripper-ripper March 25, 2024
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