Jack mehoff 's definitions

citnag

a cigarette you stick in one's butt and then smoke it.(preferably for gay couples and drunk bastards)

Yo my boi just had a citnag and he got poop stuck in his teef

by Jack MeHoff April 16, 2005

quarters

A Bloody game in which 2 or more people try to stop a spinning quarter with one finger without it tipping and falling flat on the ground. The key to the game is to try to stop the coin while it's still spinning. Someone must spin the coin and the oppanate must try to stop if, if successful he can launch the coin at the person who spun it at his knuckles. When you play this game for a long time your knuckles will bleed unless your playing some weakling

Jack: Hey you ready for another game of quarters?

Mehoff: Yea right you'd own my ass!

by Jack Mehoff March 6, 2004

Beasus

A disposable vape so you don’t sound gay askinf for a disposable

Yo toss me that peach beasus

by Jack mehoff August 20, 2021

wendys

Good joke to pull on some of your friends that are to slow to pick up on it.

Jack:Hey man do you like Wendy's?
Friend: Yeah(95% of the time they will say that cause who the hell would think of that anyway)
Jack: So you like when Dees Nuts hit your chin.

by Jack Mehoff February 14, 2005

porthos

A person with a gotee that makes him look like he molests little boys but will shave this gotee to conceal but friends still know he rapes little boys by luring them into his van with candy.

Look eric is buying candy to use as bait for little boys, what a porthos.

by Jack Mehoff January 31, 2005

IHYF

IHYF is an abbreviation of the phrase "I hate your face." It is especially useful when you are totally careless about someone.

What did you just say to me?
OH...NO YOU DIDN'T
IHYF

by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2002

Diseru

Noun
A dirty little whore.

See STD.

Six months later after banging his sister, he caught a Diseru.

by Jack MeHoff July 15, 2004