Jack mehoff 's definitions

citnag

a cigarette you stick in one's butt and then smoke it.(preferably for gay couples and drunk bastards)

Yo my boi just had a citnag and he got poop stuck in his teef

by Jack MeHoff April 16, 2005

Diseru

Noun
A dirty little whore.

See STD.

Six months later after banging his sister, he caught a Diseru.

by Jack MeHoff July 15, 2004

Farget

When, in a sexual encounter, one participant lowers him/herself down to the other's anus. Then, the one person farts into the other's open mouth. Also, the recipient must suck the gas in.

Logan begged me to give him a farget, however, Mike beat me to it and Logan sucked that shit in and loved it. He even busted a nut.

by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005

Cum Loop

When one person in a sexual event stands behind the male and the male jacks off and when he cums, he flings the cum backwards, over his head and hitting the other participant in the face.

Logan was standing behind Mike when mike cum looped him right in the face.

by Jack Mehoff March 15, 2005

Cookie crumbs

also known as crackrock

What ya need, man?..."Ya got them crumbs, man?"

by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2004

Janked

When someone walks up and take's yo shit

damn, man...that nigga just janked my ride

by Jack Mehoff November 26, 2004

alley cat

When a white chick or a girl with light skin has a dark poon.

AWW thats gross Stacey has an alley cat

by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005