Jack mehoff's definitions

Zukster

1)A person who is a fat ass, lazy, red neck, sandwich eatting, nigga hatin person, and always hungry.

2)A person who got stuck in a tub.

1)Damn Zukster, why did you eat so much?
2)Yesterday, I got Zukster in the bathroom.

by Jack Mehoff November 3, 2004

porthos

A person with a gotee that makes him look like he molests little boys but will shave this gotee to conceal but friends still know he rapes little boys by luring them into his van with candy.

Look eric is buying candy to use as bait for little boys, what a porthos.

by Jack Mehoff January 31, 2005

weenis

the white forskin (turtle neck) on your penis.

hold on let me unzip

by jack mehoff July 13, 2004

shrunken browny

When a homosexual man has anal sex with too many men at once and his penis shrivels up and becomes shit stained ,he has a shrunken browny.

"You got a shrunken browny Steve!"
"Steve, you shit fucker. You gave put your shrunken browny in his mouth!

by Jack Mehoff February 23, 2003

frullet

an afro and a mullet combined

check out billy bobs frullet

by jack mehoff July 7, 2003

cheesing

use nacho cheese as lubrication

all the people in the world cheesed Logan extremely hard in the ass

by Jack Mehoff March 17, 2005

chowdy bags

Someone who is a complete choad. Usually enjoys Drudge Report, AK-47s, and teh c0ck. It is very easy to spot this type of person. Very often they are found in the workplace.

Dude!! That chowdy bags guy just gave barney a philly fakeout!!!!!!

by Jack Mehoff April 15, 2005