Jack mehoff's definitions

slut muffin

a girl who gets around like an item from tim hortons and is also open 24 hours a day. slut

man Allison, quit being such a slut muffin.

by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005

gurn

Derogative slang term for a black person. Derived from the word gurney. Say gurney 10 times fast and listen to what it sounds like. Special because the gurns themselves do not know what it means.

Dude, all these gurns tried to jump me the other day. Stupid gurns

by Jack Mehoff October 22, 2004

Donut Punch

When you hit someone in the face with your balls, leaving Donut-shaped impressions.

I donut punched logan and the fucker cried.

by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005

Hodgepodge

A word used by dumb history teachers to mean stuff. They use this word because they are stupid but like to use big words.

Mike Moeller assigns a hodgepodge of reading that nobody ever does.

by Jack Mehoff March 26, 2004

puddin' and princesses

a school lunch consisting of Snack pack pudding and disney's princess fruit snacks

hey nate, got any more puddin' and princesses?

by Jack Mehoff February 28, 2005

make a jacket

Jack off, spanking the monkey

She so fine I'm gonna make a jacket!

by Jack Mehoff April 22, 2004

flart

A fart with a squirt.

I just flarted. She just flarted. They are flarting.

by Jack Mehoff February 29, 2004