Jack mehoff's definitions

bounging

1 bounging.
2 like a ZUKSTER.
3 Dont pay attention to this word ya damn fugger.
4 Thugee.
5 fat girl in a red dress with facial hair.

1 man you look like a bounging.
2 Scary man: it was a foggy moonless night an evil cult THE THUGEE.
3 BOUNGING.
4 Dat zukster is bounging.

by Jack Mehoff November 6, 2004

cum-guzzler

one who guzzles cum
one who eats the man juice
one who swallows sperm

That cum-guzzler swallowed my cum like water.

by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005

breakfast

a person, place, or thing who is able to, with minimal effort, impress suburban kids.

"this new roller rink is going to be such a breakfast!"

by jack mehoff October 25, 2003

anal golfing

sticking your balls in someone's ass

Logan and Doug played an intense game of anal golfing

by Jack Mehoff March 17, 2005

shrunken browny

To give someone else a shrivelled penis and shit stained penis.

"Steve you son of a bitch.. .You gave Joe, your gay lover, a shrunken browny.

by Jack Mehoff February 23, 2003

cunt tree

Horrible country music played by some rednecks, but is a lot more common with white trash and hicks. The origin of this term is, of course, a manipulation of the word "country", therefore making it derogatory and fun to use.

Those damn pro-Confederate, white trash Southerners are always blaring their cunt-tree music.

by Jack Mehoff May 13, 2005

Soba

1.) Rhymes with soda.

2.) A fuck-face who I don't know.

3.) STD.

1.) omfg i jsut had sum soba

2.) soba u assface

3.) Trojan Maaaan.

by Jack MeHoff June 17, 2004