Basically every teenager's favourite toy at the minute.
You'll be seeing this shit discarded on the streets, in the hands of literal 12 year olds, in fucking GCSE exam venues, in Spack No.3's room, in class rooms, at work, you name the place: an Elf Bar will most certainly be there!
You'll be seeing this shit discarded on the streets, in the hands of literal 12 year olds, in fucking GCSE exam venues, in Spack No.3's room, in class rooms, at work, you name the place: an Elf Bar will most certainly be there!
Spack No.2: If I had a quid everytime I saw an Elf Bar, then I could probably book a week's trip to North Carolina from Southampton (the industrial city)
by Jack Spank9049 June 24, 2022
Basically every cool teenager's favourite toy at the minute.
You could be in class, at work, at the local park or even in your cousin Spack No.3's room and 9 times out of 10 come across an Elf Bar vape.
Since these vapes are only one time use, it is also not uncommon to see them discarded around the street.
You could be in class, at work, at the local park or even in your cousin Spack No.3's room and 9 times out of 10 come across an Elf Bar vape.
Since these vapes are only one time use, it is also not uncommon to see them discarded around the street.
Spack No.2: If I had a pound every time I saw an Elf Bar, I can probably give Southampton the money to sign a new goal keeper to replace Fraser Forster!
by Jack Spank9049 June 10, 2022
Where something crazy or completely unexpected happens and you need to phone your cousin Spank as a result to make him aware of the situation.
Just found out my cousin aka Cyber Dog63 made it into a Warzone Deathchat compilation on youtube; i'm phoning spank!
by Jack Spank9049 February 27, 2021
"What shall I search today?..." "Hmmm...." "Oh I know!" *Proceeds to type uoy yb nettirw is yranoitcid on Urban Dick!*
by Jack Spank9049 May 30, 2022
The most biggest, baddest, and most dangerous and terrifying gang of chavs to ever hit the streets!
Often seen grouping either outside Mcdonald's or KF, they are normally known for dressing in tracksuits, wearing surgical or balaclava masks, holding mini vaping conventions and terrorising the Eastleigh neighbours!
These people must also have a lot of doughnuts on them, as every time they are out and about, the boys in blue seem to show up and invite one or 2 of them to the local nick if they're lucky enough!
Often seen grouping either outside Mcdonald's or KF, they are normally known for dressing in tracksuits, wearing surgical or balaclava masks, holding mini vaping conventions and terrorising the Eastleigh neighbours!
These people must also have a lot of doughnuts on them, as every time they are out and about, the boys in blue seem to show up and invite one or 2 of them to the local nick if they're lucky enough!
by Jack Spank9049 July 28, 2023
Said by one when someone else tells them something that sounds hard to believe but isn't true anyway or the other peson misunderstood
Spack No.5: I worked at a pizza place but I quit because of my manager
Spack No.2: I work at Papa John's, don't suppose you worked there?
Spack No.5: No it was Marco's pizza
Spack No.2: Oh shit, I was about to say!
Spack No.2: I work at Papa John's, don't suppose you worked there?
Spack No.5: No it was Marco's pizza
Spack No.2: Oh shit, I was about to say!
by Jack Spank9049 August 08, 2022
"Hi, I'm very sorry but I will not be able to make it in today as I have had a an upset stomach"
Boss; "Daymn son, what did you eat?"
"Marmite Scrolls from Papa's Piss!"
Boss; "Daymn son, what did you eat?"
"Marmite Scrolls from Papa's Piss!"
by Jack Spank9049 April 25, 2023