Jack Spank9049's definitions
I wanna grab both your shoulders and shake, baby
Spack out of it (spack out of it)
I get the feelin' I left it too late, but baby
Spack out of it (spack out of it)
If that watch don't continue to swing
Or the fat lady fancies havin' a sing
I'll be here waitin' ever so patiently
For you to spack out of it
Spack out of it (spack out of it)
I get the feelin' I left it too late, but baby
Spack out of it (spack out of it)
If that watch don't continue to swing
Or the fat lady fancies havin' a sing
I'll be here waitin' ever so patiently
For you to spack out of it
by Jack Spank9049 July 30, 2022

Almost the same to the Spack Attack, apart from the fact that this time there are at least 2 or more people participating in the Spack Attack, hence it being a compeition.
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Spack No.1 and No.2 *Spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack spack* - through the Xbox Mic hearable to an entire Youtube live stream
Nitrix Warlord (GTA Livestream Youtuber): "Yo I don't know who's doing the spacking competition bro. but uhm..."
Nitrix Warlord (GTA Livestream Youtuber): "Yo I don't know who's doing the spacking competition bro. but uhm..."
by Jack Spank9049 June 30, 2023

Spack No.2 is the assistant Spack and works closely with the head Spack (Spack No.1)
Spack No.2 is absolutely fascinated with giving Lzzz on GTA Online, giving death chat on CoD, not very good at football (probably worse than Pissing Slabhead-Pagure) although can type at an avg 55 WPM depending on the type of keyboard.
Spack No.2 used to be a fan of Pissing Varchester Penited from the start of the 2021/22 season, but quickly realised the mistake he had made and started supporting Saints after Penited's 1-0 loss at home to Wolves at the beginning of 2022
Spack No.2 has also broken a fair amount of things while playing the old Spanking Zone which includes: Monitor, controller, desk, relationship and many more!
Ok, the relationship thing was a lie; in fact I have never had a bf or gf.
Spack No.2 is also on a mission to get a Saints season ticket for the 2022/23 season and gigabit broadband!
Spack No.2 is absolutely fascinated with giving Lzzz on GTA Online, giving death chat on CoD, not very good at football (probably worse than Pissing Slabhead-Pagure) although can type at an avg 55 WPM depending on the type of keyboard.
Spack No.2 used to be a fan of Pissing Varchester Penited from the start of the 2021/22 season, but quickly realised the mistake he had made and started supporting Saints after Penited's 1-0 loss at home to Wolves at the beginning of 2022
Spack No.2 has also broken a fair amount of things while playing the old Spanking Zone which includes: Monitor, controller, desk, relationship and many more!
Ok, the relationship thing was a lie; in fact I have never had a bf or gf.
Spack No.2 is also on a mission to get a Saints season ticket for the 2022/23 season and gigabit broadband!
by Jack Spank9049 April 22, 2022

To be not aware of what is going on around you; to be lazy and negligent to jobs and chores that need doing around you; to be stood or sat around doing nothing
The bus driver was sat there scratching his ass ass everyone was running late to work
(Scratching one's ass)
(Scratching one's ass)
by Jack Spank9049 August 18, 2023

Spack No.1: "Yo who you playing with there?"
Spack No.1: *See's the gamertag 'Panico2603'*
Spack No.1: "Yo that sounds similar to the word Pinocchio!"
Spack No.2: "Pinocchio2603?"
Spack No.1: "Yeah!"
Spack No.1: *See's the gamertag 'Panico2603'*
Spack No.1: "Yo that sounds similar to the word Pinocchio!"
Spack No.2: "Pinocchio2603?"
Spack No.1: "Yeah!"
by Jack Spank9049 October 9, 2023

A popular Social Media/direct-messaging platform mostly used by Teens and young adults (and Spacks!)
by Jack Spank9049 September 11, 2023

Oh my god, that guy just crossbowed someone through a window in the most crazy way in Warzone, I'm clipping that!
by Jack Spank9049 June 3, 2021
