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Definitions by Jack Spank9049

What everyone's Dad who "works" at Microsoft/Activision/Rockstar uses.
Kid: *Gets killed by player in CoD*

Kid over chat: My Dad works for Microsoft and he will boot you offline (through the help of Wireshark)!
Wireshark by Jack Spank9049 May 17, 2023

Papa's Piss 

A racist that sells bad food.
"Hi, I'm very sorry but I will not be able to make it in today as I have had a an upset stomach"

Boss; "Daymn son, what did you eat?"

"Marmite Scrolls from Papa's Piss!"
Papa's Piss by Jack Spank9049 April 25, 2023

Compo face 

The act of a person who is often unhappy about a product or service, complaining to the local press and pulling a blank, disgruntled expression either infront of a business premises they are unhappy with, holding a product they are unhappy with, or both.
Joe Smith, 54, from Portsmouth, pulled a compo face infront of a Curry's PC World store becaause her Curry's microwave blew up
Compo face by Jack Spank9049 April 14, 2023

Make like Mart 

An abbriviation of let's make like Martin & heads; A variation of make like a banana & splits

- - This is a reference of Spack No.3's friend, Martin Heads
Shall we go to Doms? "Yeah, he should be ready now: let's make like Mart"

Spack No.5 

Unlike all other Spacks who currently reside in either Dorset or Hampshire UK, Spack No.5 lives in the US State of North Carolina.

He likes playing Red Dead Redemption 2, sometimes Warzone and gives death chat loud enough to set your speakers or your headset on fire.

I (Spack No.2) had also apparently gotten Urban Dictionary blocked in Spack No.5's high school, seemingly because all the students were too busy looking at UD during class!
So as you can see Spack No.4, this is Spack No.5 who is the only one situated outside of England.
Spack No.5 by Jack Spank9049 March 13, 2023
A Spack is someone who would be part of a group that consists of other Spacks and be assigned their own Spack number (Spack No.1, Spack No.2 etc.)

An ideal Spack would have a good interest in music and listen to artists such as The Strokes, ELO, Arctic Monkeys, Oasis, Aitch, Stormzy etc, play Warzone, spack (spank) themselves on the leg from time to time, have a sense of humour similar to what is seen in Spack No.1, support Southampton FC - however people who would like to be Spacks and do not have these things in common will still be considered.
Spack No.1 (head spack) is located in Bournemouth - Bournemouth is the home of Spack HQ
Spack by Jack Spank9049 March 12, 2023
A common insult said by folks who just got beat in a video game
Person 1: Griefs cargo in GTA

Person 2: 54.134.79.25 - Nice IP!
Nice IP by Jack Spank9049 February 28, 2023