Zukster

1)A person who is a fat ass, lazy, red neck, sandwich eatting, nigga hatin person, and always hungry.

2)A person who got stuck in a tub.

1)Damn Zukster, why did you eat so much?
2)Yesterday, I got Zukster in the bathroom.

by Jack Mehoff November 04, 2004

Kayla Kerrigan

Adjective.

1. A female being who does incredibly well in the mooching category, usually occuring on the weekends.

2. A female being who believes she is the center of the universe, when she is actually the outcast of society.

Damn, this bitch is being so Kayla Kerrigan, askin me for rides and alcohol!

by Jack Mehoff April 05, 2005

Janked

When someone walks up and take's yo shit

damn, man...that nigga just janked my ride

by Jack Mehoff November 27, 2004

El Diego

The best guy ever. AKA "The Doug"

El Diego kicked Logan's ass the other day after he tried to give him a donut punch.

by Jack Mehoff March 15, 2005

Donut Punch

When you hit someone in the face with your balls, leaving Donut-shaped impressions.

I donut punched logan and the fucker cried.

by Jack Mehoff March 11, 2005

Cesar Dressing

To splooge on on the woman's hair whilst in the act of ejaculation.

I gave her the Cesar Dressing to top the night off.

by Jack Mehoff March 08, 2005

cunt tree

Horrible country music played by some rednecks, but is a lot more common with white trash and hicks. The origin of this term is, of course, a manipulation of the word "country", therefore making it derogatory and fun to use.

Those damn pro-Confederate, white trash Southerners are always blaring their cunt-tree music.

by Jack Mehoff March 25, 2005