porthos

A person with a gotee that makes him look like he molests little boys but will shave this gotee to conceal but friends still know he rapes little boys by luring them into his van with candy.

Look eric is buying candy to use as bait for little boys, what a porthos.

by Jack Mehoff February 01, 2005

cooker

Person who cooks meth. Usually in a trailer, abandoned building or backseat of their '76 buick.

I saw two cookers come running out of their trailer on fire when that meth lab blew.

by Jack Mehoff March 25, 2004

thugee

1 what an ugly guy will say.
2 also goes with scary guy.
3 an evil cult that lives in the hills that come out at a foggy moonless night.

1 lets join the thugee.
2 yeahhh tear his heart out.
3 scary guy: they took the children, it was a foggy moonless night when they came down the mountain, an evil cult, THE THUGEE,

by Jack Mehoff November 07, 2004

Miln Jellybean

A complete idiot. He b d n00b.

See STD.

Use protection; wear a condom!

by Jack MeHoff June 18, 2004

gurn

Derogative slang term for a black person. Derived from the word gurney. Say gurney 10 times fast and listen to what it sounds like. Special because the gurns themselves do not know what it means.

Dude, all these gurns tried to jump me the other day. Stupid gurns

by Jack Mehoff October 23, 2004

wren

The local bitch of Furcadia.

"Don't you be a Wren!"

by Jack MeHoff August 04, 2004

Cookie crumbs

also known as crackrock

What ya need, man?..."Ya got them crumbs, man?"

by Jack Mehoff November 27, 2004