Jack MeHoff's definitions

chowdy bags

Someone who is a complete choad. Usually enjoys Drudge Report, AK-47s, and teh c0ck. It is very easy to spot this type of person. Very often they are found in the workplace.

Dude!! That chowdy bags guy just gave barney a philly fakeout!!!!!!

by Jack Mehoff April 15, 2005

citnag

a cigarette you stick in one's butt and then smoke it.(preferably for gay couples and drunk bastards)

Yo my boi just had a citnag and he got poop stuck in his teef

by Jack MeHoff April 16, 2005

gooching

Where your penis goes around your gooch and into your asshole.

I caught Logan gooching with Dr.Kelly the other day.

by Jack Mehoff May 3, 2005

lap log

A huge penis laying in your lap

"you ready to take this lap log!?"

by Jack mehoff April 28, 2015

Beasus

A disposable vape so you don’t sound gay askinf for a disposable

Yo toss me that peach beasus

by Jack mehoff August 20, 2021

weenis

the white forskin (turtle neck) on your penis.

hold on let me unzip

by jack mehoff July 13, 2004

Diseru

Noun
A dirty little whore.

See STD.

Six months later after banging his sister, he caught a Diseru.

by Jack MeHoff July 15, 2004