The break someone in is the sort of statement that only a slutty and predatorial female would say about what she wants to do to a usually younger guy because she thinks its fun and purely because of that. She doesn't care if he is ready but inadvertently it may make the guy either wizer sexually or more reckless, depending on how affectionate the process is. It is not dissimilar to having a "one nighter."
by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020
Wentworth Miller is an actor of Mixed Racial origins. He gives the nurse The Schofield Special in his debut as leader of the crims in 'Prison-Break' the hit series starring this stud.
The Schofield Special is a winey way to get a woman attracted to you. You 'wine-dine' her into a false sense of security then you break out the big 1.
The Schofield Special is a winey way to get a woman attracted to you. You 'wine-dine' her into a false sense of security then you break out the big 1.
A Wine and Dine methodology to take a lady out. The Scofield Special is a sexual Odessey.
Person 1: Y'all hear bout what Scofield did to that nurse in the infirmary. He's done it again, given that spunky lady The Scofield Special wrapped it right round her sense of security then broke out the big 1.
Person 2: I'm green with jealousy, I wish o had the looks to pull that winey diney style flirt game off. It was like an Odessey just to get that tiny Conca out of its Pants Cell. Still, I'm proud it was one of the boys.
Person 1: Y'all hear bout what Scofield did to that nurse in the infirmary. He's done it again, given that spunky lady The Scofield Special wrapped it right round her sense of security then broke out the big 1.
Person 2: I'm green with jealousy, I wish o had the looks to pull that winey diney style flirt game off. It was like an Odessey just to get that tiny Conca out of its Pants Cell. Still, I'm proud it was one of the boys.
by Jack Herrer January 17, 2019
by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020
Smart prisoners conversation between the law and the hard place:
Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."
Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"
Constable: "son, you're off to a smart prison."
Human being and offender: "am I that intelligent?"
by Jack Herrer June 20, 2020
A "chocolate plato" is the EPITOMY of rude. When he speaks it is musings of himself. When he whispers it is about how DOWN-RIGHT sexy he is. He is essentially a "non-essential" human.
Random bystander:
"Are you ok? You seem to be stuck staring at your reflection in thy pondscum"
Chocolate Plato:
"It was last spring I did this last, it reminds me of when I was less obese and more attractive to the females."
Bystander:
*falls into pond and dies of perpetuated narcissism*
This chocolate plato is a gorgon for fools. He's got the bigego. Chocolate Plato = 1; Bystander = 0
"Are you ok? You seem to be stuck staring at your reflection in thy pondscum"
Chocolate Plato:
"It was last spring I did this last, it reminds me of when I was less obese and more attractive to the females."
Bystander:
*falls into pond and dies of perpetuated narcissism*
This chocolate plato is a gorgon for fools. He's got the bigego. Chocolate Plato = 1; Bystander = 0
by Jack Herrer June 24, 2020
A Willy Lonka is the Black African who has been liberated from his shackles and totally forgotten his dark past. He now works as a farmer of chocolate plants.
Person 1: Hey is that a Willy Lonka?
Person 2: Think so...
Person 3: He's growin the big chocolate. Bigger than Willy himself.
Person 1 (again) : Jeez he's lookin pretty happy deez days. He's the new Willy Wonka!
Person 1: Hey is that a Willy Lonka?
Person 2: Think so...
Person 3: He's growin the big chocolate. Bigger than Willy himself.
Person 1 (again) : Jeez he's lookin pretty happy deez days. He's the new Willy Wonka!
Willy Lonka is a new liberated black man. He's making chocolate better than that English cnt. We're proud that chocolate is being made by people who really understand its complexities. Willy Lonka is the new Willy Wonka.
by Jack Herrer January 16, 2019
When your from Spanish and Indigenous descent but when you or anyone else inspects your pants pocket they find a spotted dick in the box.
Mestizo people of mixed racial usually indigenous descent have Mestizo 'coloured' Boners.
This is due to a rather surprizing unexpected skin tone upon their lower members.
Chulo 1:
Look at that, it's unmistakably a mistake by God's glorious design here you find a little pocket of brown where I expected only to see white or brown respecively. It's the 'Mestizo boner.'
Chapo 2:
Aya Dia. He got the Spotted Dick right and ruly. Shits gon get better with age, boy got the Mestizo Boner.
This is due to a rather surprizing unexpected skin tone upon their lower members.
Chulo 1:
Look at that, it's unmistakably a mistake by God's glorious design here you find a little pocket of brown where I expected only to see white or brown respecively. It's the 'Mestizo boner.'
Chapo 2:
Aya Dia. He got the Spotted Dick right and ruly. Shits gon get better with age, boy got the Mestizo Boner.
by Jack Herrer January 09, 2020