Growl

San Diego/West Coast slang for Methamphetamine.

Lets go score some growl and we'll stay up and drive straight through to Frisco.

by Jack Goff June 04, 2006

wad gobbler

Someone that swallows sperm. Can be male or female.

I think that my boss is a wad gobbler. He keeps looking at my package.

by Jack Goff September 10, 2006

hit The Wall

The point at which a girl that used to be hot, is no longer hot. This is typically due to advancing age.

Heather Locklear has finally hit the wall. She must be over 40 now.

by Jack Goff May 31, 2006

Muddy Cone

Happens when having anal sex without a rubber. Some feces gets stuck under the head (or cone) of your penis.

The stripper I took home last night wouldn't let me screw her pussy because she was on her period so I did her in her ass without a condom. I woke up this morning with a muddy cone.

by Jack Goff November 03, 2007

gooned out

High on Crystal Meth.

We hadn't slept in 2 days so we were pretty gooned out

by Jack Goff April 30, 2006

Split Pee Soup

The condition of having your pee split into two or three directions as a result of having sperm sticking the end of your penis partially shut. Usually happens when you wake up in the morning after having sex

I woke up after banging that pooh butt last night and when I went to piss I had split pee soup everywhere.

by Jack Goff October 07, 2007

Clubbing the chimp

Another term for male masturbation.

I came home early and caught Phil clubbing the chimp while watching a porno.

by Jack Goff September 23, 2006