36 definitions by Jack De

Spider-Man mobile

The explaining of something that completely non- existent.

Roots of Word
(Mattel Toys in 2004 introduced a "Spider-Man Mobile" where you could put your Spider- Man inside to drive around the Spider-Man mobile. {I chose the Spider-Man mobile because Spider-Man does not drive a friggin' car. He can bloody webswing for F**** Sake! Therefore the Spider-Man mobile should be non- existent also he never drove a 'mobile' because he was too povvo to afford even the simplest of 4- wheeled vehicles})

I hope I have enlightened you

Guy 1: He has low self- esteem!
Guy 2: Nah, His self- esteem is like a Spider-Man mobile, not there!
Guy 1: Ha Ha

by Jack De August 14, 2008

dandyschlong

a schlong (penis) that is large and then considered to be 'dandy'

Guy#1: Man, his schlong is long
Guy#2: Man, what a dandyschlong.

by Jack De September 22, 2007

Eshlays

A cross between Eshays (to Run) and Adlays (Lad) it means that a person wearing ridiculously baggy clothing with about 10 kg's of Bling Bling and beaded hear has started to run from the cops.

Adlay 1: Cops!
Adlay 2: Eshays!
Cop 1: The Eshlays.
(The Adlays are Eshays)

by Jack De August 31, 2008

slack dogg fo shizz

Origin: Old Ghettish
A word used by lads to say that something is unfair.

Lad 1: I lost 60 cents from the World Stock Market Crash.

Lad 2: Life is so slack dogg fo shizz

by Jack De March 2, 2009

Very Nice, How much?

A common phrase used by people who want the Bill, after they have finished their meal at a Restaurant.

Married Man: Very Nice, How Much?
Waiteress: Excuse me?!?
Wife: What!
Married Man: I'm sorry, can I have the Bill?

by Jack De August 14, 2008

Ballchinnian

A man, woman or thing that has balls for a chin.

-Look at an image of Peter Griffin and his chin, he is a ballchinnian!

by Jack De April 13, 2008

SWAT Team

A hired service upon where someone has an incredible fly/ flying insect problem. These people are of course too lazy and hire a SWAT Team to remove the local infestation from the confines of their own home.

Guy 1: OMG! We have a fly problem!
Girl 1: Of course, weeee're tooo lazy, so let's hire a SWAT Team

by Jack De August 9, 2008