36 definitions by Jack De

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A common fungal disease of the feet, mostly caught in South America, where moisture is trapped on the feet and causes fungal infection.
Bob caught Argentinea in South America
by Jack De October 13, 2008
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The act of stealing (swiping) a donkey.
Guy 1: I stole an ass last night!
Guy 2: Such an AssSwipe!
by Jack De August 29, 2008
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When a chimp entices and arouses another chimp of the opposite or same gender.
Guy 1: That chimp likes that chimp!
Guy 2: Reckon it'll fall for chimptation
by Jack De August 29, 2008
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A machine that is given the task of wanking for a human for its pleasure.
Guy 1: Oh man i bought this wanking machine.
Guy 2: Oh I heard about that, its called an Autowanker.
by Jack De April 12, 2008
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A man, woman or thing that has balls for a chin.
-Look at an image of Peter Griffin and his chin, he is a ballchinnian!
by Jack De April 12, 2008
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An incredibly large number, often used by small children.
Child: Oh! I have abilliongazillion dollars.
Adult: By that you mean $50 right?
Child: Yes.
by Jack De April 12, 2008
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a schlong (penis) that is large and then considered to be 'dandy'
Guy#1: Man, his schlong is long
Guy#2: Man, what a dandyschlong.
by Jack De September 21, 2007
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