36 definitions by Jack De

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The explaining of something that completely non- existent.

Roots of Word
(Mattel Toys in 2004 introduced a "Spider-Man Mobile" where you could put your Spider- Man inside to drive around the Spider-Man mobile. {I chose the Spider-Man mobile because Spider-Man does not drive a friggin' car. He can bloody webswing for F**** Sake! Therefore the Spider-Man mobile should be non- existent also he never drove a 'mobile' because he was too povvo to afford even the simplest of 4- wheeled vehicles})

I hope I have enlightened you
Guy 1: He has low self- esteem!
Guy 2: Nah, His self- esteem is like a Spider-Man mobile, not there!
Guy 1: Ha Ha
by Jack De August 14, 2008
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A person who invents a fake persona (usually a Rapper) or (eshay) and hangs around in a group, wearing 'G- unit bandanas', '50c bling' and believes they are gangstalicious. And they are truly the opposite.
Guy 1:Wow, they're Ganstalicious!
Guy 2: Fudge off! They're wanna bees, friggin wangstalicious if you ask me.
Eshay/Lad: Whaaaaat mate! I will a call a cuzzins on ya. They'll fully bash you bro.
........... What mate.
by Jack De August 28, 2008
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Something so incredibly uncoolthat it should never be said in the company of others.
Guy 1: Why did the chicken cross the road?
Guy 2: Oh! Don't tell that joke, it is soo wankatronic!
by Jack De April 12, 2008
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A common phrase used by people who want the Bill, after they have finished their meal at a Restaurant.
Married Man: Very Nice, How Much?
Waiteress: Excuse me?!?
Wife: What!
Married Man: I'm sorry, can I have the Bill?
by Jack De August 14, 2008
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A hired service upon where someone has an incredible fly/ flying insect problem. These people are of course too lazy and hire a SWAT Team to remove the local infestation from the confines of their own home.
Guy 1: OMG! We have a fly problem!
Girl 1: Of course, weeee're tooo lazy, so let's hire a SWAT Team
by Jack De August 08, 2008
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Origin: Old Ghettish
A word used by lads to say that something is unfair.
Lad 1: I lost 60 cents from the World Stock Market Crash.

Lad 2: Life is so slack dogg fo shizz
by Jack De March 01, 2009
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A group of "people" that usually hang around parks and social areas not talking to anyone or each other, but instead staring at people who walk by. They may be recognised by their sleazy half-moustaches.
Guy 1: Hey, check out that sleaze crew, thay are soo sleazy.
by Jack De August 08, 2008
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