Jack De's definitions

slack dogg fo shizz

Origin: Old Ghettish
A word used by lads to say that something is unfair.

Lad 1: I lost 60 cents from the World Stock Market Crash.

Lad 2: Life is so slack dogg fo shizz

by Jack De March 2, 2009

AssSwipe

The act of stealing (swiping) a donkey.

Guy 1: I stole an ass last night!
Guy 2: Such an AssSwipe!

by Jack De October 19, 2008

Poofterbogan

The new fragrance for men. People who wear this cologne are known for their perfectly sculpted mullets which they spend two and a half hours on every morning.

Guy 1: Wow! You smell nice!
Guy 2: It is my new fragrance for men- Poofterbogan.
Guy 1: I also like your mullet.

by Jack De April 24, 2008

Dicktron

The planet where all the deluded and dumb- ass scientologists will go to when all the little green ass holes exerminate us.

Tom Cruise lived happily ever after on the planet, Dicktron.

by Jack De October 18, 2008

K- Fred

Some one who is named Fred and puts a 'K' in front of his name to give himself the idea of individuality. Ha Ha Ha.

Guy 1: Yo, I'm K- Fred!
Guy 2: Hi, .... Fred

by Jack De October 18, 2008

Eshkimo

A person who lives in colder climates, particularly in Asia, where the people who live in the Siberian Alps, drive *Eshcalades* own Mac 10's and wear baggy Saucony T- Shirts. Instead of hanging around *Easties* they hang around the local Fishing Hole, staunching random Eskimos who need to get some dinner for their family.

The Eshkimo hung around the Fishing Hole.

by Jack De January 23, 2009

Abilliongazillion

An incredibly large number, often used by small children.

Child: Oh! I have abilliongazillion dollars.
Adult: By that you mean $50 right?
Child: Yes.

by Jack De April 24, 2008