earguardless

When you need to wear hearing protection, but you don't.

A J Foyt is almost deaf because he drove racecars for 20 years earguardless.

by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

sugar muffin

1. A female who is really sweet.

2. Great tasting pussy!

My wife is such a sugar muffin (1&2)!

by Jack Bozdog January 01, 2007

CANUSA

The Canadian U.S.A. border. It is prononced "CAN-U.S.A.".

Our Off-road club will take on your off-road club across CANUSA anytime!

by Jack Bozdog August 03, 2006

National Orgasm Society

An International Society for the promotion and enhancement of Orgasms.

National Orgasm Society Scientifically Based Categories, #1

Al & Tipper - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Goregasm
Barely happened - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Boredgasm
Blue Collar - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Poorgasm
During foreplay - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Foregasm
From Masturbation - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Just Yourgasm
In a rowboat - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Oargasm
In brand new home, BEFORE you move in - - - - - - Floorgasm
Just before leaving - - - - - - - - - - - Out the Doorgasm
On the Internet - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Porngasm
One you had to pay for - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Whoregasm
Penis covered with chocolate syrup, marshmallow creme and Graham Cracker crumbs, subjected to a blowjob - - Smoregasm
Too many times - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Soregasm
Trying out the vibrator at the Adult Bookstore - -Storegasm
20s & 30s - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Moregasm
Very brief - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Micro Orgasm
Way too many times - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Toregasm
Wetdream - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -Snoregasm
When YOU are a prostitute - - - - - - - - - - - - Choregasm
While flying - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Soargasm
With a cop - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Boargasm
With someone you just met at the bar - - - - - - Scoregasm
With the Quadruplets - - - - - - - - - - - - - - Fourgasm
With your freshly deceased spouse - - - - - - - - Mourngasm

by Jack Bozdog July 01, 2006

faux 'mo'

A guy who seems gay, but isn't.

PETER: Joe ax like a total fag, butt, he's married. Is he bisexual?

BOBBY: I think he's just a faux 'mo', you know, a fem man.

by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

catsup

Supposed to be the same as "ketchup', ie, a condiment made from tomatoes. Hello! Is anyone in there? Wake up! It's Cat soup! It says so, in fricanese, right on the label!

AT FELINE ADOPTION CENTER:

SAD GIRL: "I am so sad, I need to get rid of my cat because I am moving into an apartment where no pets are allowed."

ATTENDANT: "Everything will be fine. We'll find a nice home for her."

SAD GIRL LEAVES.

ATTENDANT: "The bitch left, here's another cat for the giant CATSUP (cat soup) blender!"

by Jack Bozdog July 02, 2006

Camming

Cruising in your Camaro.

The Chevy Camaro is coming back. Soon I'll be able to do my Camming in a brand new car!

by Jack Bozdog December 10, 2006