Definitions by Jack Bozdog

faux 'mo' 

A guy who seems gay, but isn't.

PETER: Joe ax like a total fag, butt, he's married. Is he bisexual?

BOBBY: I think he's just a faux 'mo', you know, a fem man.

faux 'mo' by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

earguardless 

When you need to wear hearing protection, but you don't.

A J Foyt is almost deaf because he drove racecars for 20 years earguardless.

earguardless by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

Ed Wood 

Ed Wood. Ed = Erectile Dysfunction. Wood = Erection. A misnomer? An oxymoron? A cuntradickshun? No, Ed wood = a viagara dependant erection.

GERTRUDE: Grandpa has been an "Ed Johnson" for a couple of years, if you know what I mean. But, he recently started taking viagara, and he's become an "Ed Wood" lately. Even a "Tiger Wood"!

CINDY: Gee, thanks for telling me, Grandma. That was really a whole lot more than I never wanted to know.

Ed Wood by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

spamster 

1. Member of the Meat Processers' Union.

2. Member of the Internet Advertisers' Union.

3. Hamsters raised by MacDonald's to become "chicken" nuggets.

PETER: Damn these chicken nuggets are good!

BOBBY: (mumbling) Poor spamsters.

PETER: What did you say?

BOBBY: Oh, nothing.

spamster by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

888

SCOTTY EVIL: Dad, why does Fat Bastard have warpaint on his face and an 888 on his forehead?

DR. EVIL: Scotty, I assume yoh have heard of the significance of the number 666?

SCOTTY: Yeah, duh, 666 is the Mark of the Beast!

DR. EVIL: Riiight. And 888 is the Mark of the Feast. Fat Bastard is getting ready to go to Old Country Buffet.

SCOTTY: Oh, I get it.

888 = ate, ate, ate!

888 by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

Jap crap

Japanese made shit. Most Japanese stuff is NOT shit, it is The Shit. Generally, Japanese stuff is of very high quality, examples of the bad Jap crap are given below:

(1) Japanese cars before 1970 are Jap crap. In the 1970's they dramatically improved. By 1980 Japanese cars were great.

(2) Karate is Jap crap! Judo and Jujitsu are Japtastic!

Jap crap by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006

ED johnson 

Erectilly Disfunctional penis.

I tried to fuck Sally, but, I drank so much that I got an ED johnson.

ED johnson by Jack Bozdog June 11, 2006