One long, continuous turd purposefully left in the toilet by its former owner as a "trophy shit".
It spirals around the inside of the bowl, showing those who enter the John Q. Public afterwards just how supremely talented, artistic, and considerate, its manufacturer is.
It spirals around the inside of the bowl, showing those who enter the John Q. Public afterwards just how supremely talented, artistic, and considerate, its manufacturer is.
KAREN: Wow, that was fast!
WILLY: Yeah, well, I didn't use the John, because there was a coiled snake in one stall ...
KAREN: A coiled snake! Oh my God! Did you tell the manager?
WILLY: No, honey, someone left a big, huge, turd in the John. It stunk like Hell, and I wanted to flush it, but it was laying on top of a gigantic TP plug. And the other toilet had john cummings on the seat.
KAREN: Whose that?
WILLY: You know (doing a "jerk off" motion) like "dick cummings" or "peter cummings" but on the john.
KAREN: Oh.
WILLY: On the way back, I'm checking out the gas station across the street, maybe they take better care of their John Q. Public!
KAREN: I get it! You mean CUSTOMERS, right?
WILLY: Yeah, well, I didn't use the John, because there was a coiled snake in one stall ...
KAREN: A coiled snake! Oh my God! Did you tell the manager?
WILLY: No, honey, someone left a big, huge, turd in the John. It stunk like Hell, and I wanted to flush it, but it was laying on top of a gigantic TP plug. And the other toilet had john cummings on the seat.
KAREN: Whose that?
WILLY: You know (doing a "jerk off" motion) like "dick cummings" or "peter cummings" but on the john.
KAREN: Oh.
WILLY: On the way back, I'm checking out the gas station across the street, maybe they take better care of their John Q. Public!
KAREN: I get it! You mean CUSTOMERS, right?
by Jack Bozdog June 25, 2006
Supposed to be the same as "ketchup', ie, a condiment made from tomatoes. Hello! Is anyone in there? Wake up! It's Cat soup! It says so, in fricanese, right on the label!
AT FELINE ADOPTION CENTER:
SAD GIRL: "I am so sad, I need to get rid of my cat because I am moving into an apartment where no pets are allowed."
ATTENDANT: "Everything will be fine. We'll find a nice home for her."
SAD GIRL LEAVES.
ATTENDANT: "The bitch left, here's another cat for the giant CATSUP (cat soup) blender!"
SAD GIRL: "I am so sad, I need to get rid of my cat because I am moving into an apartment where no pets are allowed."
ATTENDANT: "Everything will be fine. We'll find a nice home for her."
SAD GIRL LEAVES.
ATTENDANT: "The bitch left, here's another cat for the giant CATSUP (cat soup) blender!"
by Jack Bozdog July 02, 2006
by Jack Bozdog December 27, 2006
You can NOT turn Bertha into a Prom Queen by just taking off her glasses and changing her hairstyle. Bertha is NOT a Dorkette, she is a Dorkus!
Maybe with some liposuction and some ProActive. Maybe.
Maybe with some liposuction and some ProActive. Maybe.
by Jack Bozdog August 03, 2006
(1) aka William Jefferson Clinton, aka Bill Clinton, aka Mr. Hillary Clinton, aka Billary Clinton. Former USA president, between George Bush and George W. Bush.
(2) A dumbass who smokes pot WITHOUT inhaling! What's the point?
(3) Someone who uses cigars (and joints?) to dip into and suck up pussy juice.
(2) A dumbass who smokes pot WITHOUT inhaling! What's the point?
(3) Someone who uses cigars (and joints?) to dip into and suck up pussy juice.
by Jack Bozdog June 24, 2006
A SportSlut who charges money is a "Sportstitute".
by Jack Bozdog August 03, 2006
by Jack Bozdog August 03, 2006