father fap

What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.

Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...

Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.

by Jack Atrophy August 09, 2022

praymate

A friend who goes to church with you.

This is Andrew. He's my praymate. He goes to church with me every Sunday.

by Jack Atrophy August 09, 2022

pleasure lumps

The little balls of poo that massage the shaft of your penis during anal.

Yeah bitch! Clench harder! I wanna feel those pleasure lumps...

by Jack Atrophy August 07, 2022

pedagogical paralysis

A disorder that prevents teachers from performing their job competently.

See teach impediment.

My teacher suffers from pedagogical paralysis. That is why I aren't can speak goodly.

by Jack Atrophy August 09, 2022

litter thug

A punk ass bitch who keeps throwing shit in my yard.

Listen, I saw you do it last week. I let it go. Then I saw you do it again yesterday. STOP THROWING YOUR FUCKING MCDONALD'S WRAPPERS IN MY YARD!!! You are being a litter thug.

by Jack Atrophy August 09, 2022

contact bi

A heterosexual who becomes spontaneously attracted to members of the same sex after shaking hands with a sexy gay guy.

Also, the phenomenon in which this occurs.

"Hey, want to go camping next week?"

"Can't dude, still coming down from that contact bi I got at the gym last month."

by Jack Atrophy August 05, 2022

subturdfuge

When you try to hide the fact that you are taking a shit by turning on the shower water.

We heard your toilet farts echoing in there. Turning on the shower water didn't hide a thing. Don't believe for one moment that your little act of subturdfuge was successful.

by Jack Atrophy August 09, 2022