femjoy

The happiness that comes with being, or being with, a beautiful femboy.

There once was a fella named Troy,
Who was the absolute best waterboy,
After a game,
He’d dress like a dame,
And give the whole team some femjoy!

by Jack Atrophy August 05, 2022

pedagogical paralysis

A disorder that prevents teachers from performing their job competently.

See teach impediment.

My teacher suffers from pedagogical paralysis. That is why I aren't can speak goodly.

by Jack Atrophy August 09, 2022

father fap

What's happening in the other room when you hear very loud moaning coming from your dad's laptop speakers before he frantically turns down the volume.

Brother: Where's dad? He just disappeared...

Sister: I don't know. He's probably having a father fap or something.

by Jack Atrophy August 09, 2022

praymate

A friend who goes to church with you.

This is Andrew. He's my praymate. He goes to church with me every Sunday.

by Jack Atrophy August 09, 2022

pleasure lumps

The little balls of poo that massage the shaft of your penis during anal.

Yeah bitch! Clench harder! I wanna feel those pleasure lumps...

by Jack Atrophy August 07, 2022

FUPA fromage

The name of what you are consuming when you suck out clotted dick cheese that has been deposited into the bellybutton of an obese woman who has been baking in the sun for four hours.

After eating that FUPA fromage last night my farts smell like jizzy feta.

by Jack Atrophy August 06, 2022

contact bi

A heterosexual who becomes spontaneously attracted to members of the same sex after shaking hands with a sexy gay guy.

Also, the phenomenon in which this occurs.

"Hey, want to go camping next week?"

"Can't dude, still coming down from that contact bi I got at the gym last month."

by Jack Atrophy August 05, 2022