Jack's definitions

Poon Smack

Smacking or whacking of the female poon-tang. (created by jack not Ben)

I gave your mom a poon smack last night.

by Jack March 6, 2004

Skrunket

Skrunket - a word either describing a sound or style of music, particularly garage bands, or the area on the male body between the sphincter and the scrotum.

musical: The Black Keys, The Nazz, early Kinks, early White Stripes. Bands that use distortion on most channels without being labelled punk. a dying breed.
anatomy: "Darren waxed his Skrunket"

by Jack January 12, 2005

gruelsome

of or relating to grueling

Boy is that gruelsome

by Jack May 13, 2005

super pms

The exreme pms that comes every 6 months in a girls life

Wow, Amy is really pmsing, it must be super pms!

by Jack May 13, 2005

Cezero

A hopeless, mid 20's male, with low self esteem, and a Mariner's fan. Cezero often takes the shape of a troll in hope of un-earthing his inner anger.

Troll, Loser, Bully

by Jack June 7, 2004

manwidth

The diameter of one's penis, and a measure of meaty manliness. First coined in a comic by Penny Arcade. See Fat Pipes.

My manwidth drives the ladies wild.

by Jack August 5, 2006

lita

wwe diva

litas great

by jack April 16, 2004