steal this book

A book considered by some to be in the same vein as the Anarchist Cookbook but far less malicious in nature, Steal this Book was a guide to conning in most aspects of life. Steal this Book detailed methods for stealing just about anything including food, clothes, furniture, and even housing.

Everything the average hippie-on-the-street had to know to survive without working could be found in a copy of Steal this Book, all the methods were tried and true. It's a shame few of them work nowadays.
Don't be a sucker, grab your Steal this Book and figure out how to get your dinner for free.
by Jack April 02, 2004
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bird flu

Another disease that the media is trying to scare us with, along with monkey pox, SARS, and ebolia. Also something that George W. is trying to use to scare people into trusting him again. A disease which is probably more bull shit then anything else.

According to worst case estimates, you have a 97% chance of never getting bird flu and a 99.4% that you will not die from bird flu.
"Stop scaring us with diseases we will never get. First, it was SARS, then it was monkey pox, West Nile, and now Asian bird flu. Which doesn't scare me because I'm not a sparrow in Thailand. Mysterious Asian diseases just don't come knocking on your door unless you're Neil Bush."

-Bill Maher

"THERE IS REASON TO BE CONCERNED ABOUT FLU PANDEMIC!"
"100,000 people could be infected with-in days!"
-George Bush
by Jack November 13, 2005
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pwns

pwns is just something someone made up.
pwn means to get a head shot in a game like counter strike.
Joo just got pwned bitch!!
by jack February 20, 2005
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prat

Meaning ass or buttocks (as in "pratfall"), but used pejoratively as an insult.
"The man is a real prat!"

"Don't be such a prat, Charlie."
by Jack December 24, 2003
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t-baggin

wen a guy puts his balls in a womans mouth
her mouth was nice and big, good for t-baggin
by Jack February 19, 2004
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get served

1. Act like a dick and get what you got coming.
2. Fall on a trick in skateboarding
1. Yeah, dat bitch got served.

2. He hit the lip and got fuckin served.
by jack February 08, 2003
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smarmy

A certain attitude often accompanied by a squinty look and a superior smile that makes you instantly hate a person. Similar to snobby.
He/she/it is totally smarmy, I want to punch them in the face.
by Jack April 02, 2004
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