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tricks

That hoe turns like 100 tricks a day
by Jack May 13, 2005
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divx

1) Format (codec) for digital video (.avi) files that uses lossy compression. DivX was created by reverse-engineering the MPEG4 format. DivX is known for being able to create high-quality video with very small file sizes. The makers of DivX claim it can reduce a DVD to 10% of its original size and be virtually indistinguishable from the original.

2) Acronym for "Digital Video Express", the failed DVD rental format from Circuit City. They way it worked was once you "activated" the Divx DVD movie, it would lock you out after 48 hours, at which point you could unlock it for another 48 hours, or buy the full movie and unlock it permanently. Never really caught on, mainly because you could only play Divx movies on Divx-enabled DVD players.
1) "You should encode the movie with Divx so you get a small file with good quality"

2) "Haha, you actually bought a Divx player from Circuit City? What, were they out of Betamax players?"
by Jack May 13, 2005
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celda

A play on the word "Zelda," of Nintendo's popular "Legend of Zelda" video game series. It refers to the cel-shaded graphical style of the "Wind Waker" installation of the series on Nintendo's Gamecube system. The word mainly has a negative connotation, as most fans were disappointed with the initial look of the game.
Zelda? More like CELDA!!
by Jack March 4, 2005
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dooooooooo

the sound of a fart that is semi moist and go on for a long time
when you fart it makes this sound eg doooooooooooooooooooooooooo
by JAck April 23, 2004
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yo' mama

i did yo' mama and she was goooood doog
by Jack May 10, 2004
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shitfarts

farts that warn of a bowel movement or that a bowel movement is imminent.
ned hadn't shit in two days but had shitfarts before he crapped his pants.
by Jack May 10, 2004
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beetgas

a pewtrid fart created from the consumption of beet juice through juicing fresh beets.
His co-workers suffered the effects of beetgas as a result of the juice he drank at breakfast. smelly farts
by Jack May 11, 2004
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